gregben's definitions

Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.

Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.

Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Nig Najia

A giant nigga who's about 8 feet tall and can do slam dunks without even jumping.
He's the world's tallest basketball player alive.

You: Did you hear about this tall dude that plays basketball?
Me: Who's that?
You: Nig Najia.
Me: Who's he.
You: The world's tallest basketball player alive.
Me: How tall is he?
You: Nearly 8 feet.
Me: Wow.
You: I know, he can slam dunk a basket without even jumping.
Me: He is one helluva massive nigga.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Shitkira

A black thot who's an insult to the Latin pop music cummunity.

Shitkira: Zama Zamina Oh Oh Fuck Fucka Fuck Aye Aya Zamina oh Fuck Me This Time for Africa.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.

Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Baehive

A home for gay people who always make out.
They only get out during their honeymoons.

You: These people are making out in their baehive.
Me: It's perfect.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Vagelis

The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.

The Chariots of Fire had the best soundtrack by Vagelis.

by gregben August 27, 2022