The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
by gregben February 23, 2022
Get the COVAGmug. A hexacontaenneagon or hexacontanonagon is a polygon with 69 sides.
It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.
One interior angle is 174.78 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.21 degrees.
Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.
It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.
One interior angle is 174.78 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.21 degrees.
Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.
by gregben May 28, 2023
Get the Hexacontaenneagonmug. Music from 2007 to the present, since the death of the G.O.A.T. Michael Jackson.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.
Ben: Music used to be so much fun back in the day.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.
by gregben June 07, 2021
Get the poosicmug. A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 08, 2021
Get the Whorton Hears a Poomug. The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
by gregben August 14, 2022
Get the Joni Bitchellmug. 69 stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.
Also the term for 69 kidney stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.
Also the term for 69 kidney stones.
Powerlifter Ray Williams did a raw squat of 1 sexastone in 2016.
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Sexastonemug. A vagirus that causes all sorts of sexual diseases (UTIs, STDs, herpes, vaginitis) and pregnant people will get severe cases of PUPPP, HG, and miscarriages from it.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.
Ben: The world is doomed from the coronavagirus.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.
by gregben February 23, 2022
Get the Coronavagirusmug.