gregben's definitions

Marijuanagram

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.

You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Sexastone

69 stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.

Also the term for 69 kidney stones.

Powerlifter Ray Williams did a raw squat of 1 sexastone in 2016.
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).

by gregben September 13, 2023

Sexapound

69 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxlb.

2 sxlbs is 138 lbs.

I lost a sexapound between 3 and 4 months.
Meanwhile, this woman gained a sexapound during pregnancy.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Sexakilogram

69 kilograms (kg).
69,000 grams (g).

Denoted as sxkg in the International System of Units (SI).

138 kg = 2 sxkg.

Some people use the term sexakilos for short.

I weigh a sexakilogram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Sexagram

Sexagram

69 grams (g).
Denoted as sxg in the International System of Units (SI).

138 g = 2 sxg.

This object weighs a sexagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.

by gregben September 13, 2023