Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.
You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.
by gregben September 17, 2022
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Sexual Whorassment

A man committed sexual whorassment toward a bunch of whores.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Thot’s Why

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.
You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.
by gregben February 22, 2022
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Megasexagon

A megasexagon (also known as a mega sexagon as well as a megafuckagon and mega fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 million sides.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.
Ben: I thought a sexagon was weird.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.
by gregben June 08, 2023
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Stephen Kink

An American author of pornographic fantasy, science fiction, suspense, crime, and horror novels.
They even talk about rape and the rapists responsible.
They also talk about pregnancy and childbirth.
Gregory: What are you reading?
Ben: I’m reading these novels about sex.
Gregory: Who wrote them?
Ben: Stephen Kink.
by gregben February 28, 2022
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Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.
You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.
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EPCUNT

Experimental Penetrating/Pussy Cummunity/City of Urban/Urinating Nipples/Noobs Tomorrow.

Located at Jizzney World.

The center of it is Spaceshit Earth, a giant testicle that’s missing another and it’s ballsack.

Near it is Test Track, also known as the bat to hit the ball.

Though it’s actually a crash dummy ride.
There are other attractions such as Journey to Ejaculation with Niggment and Whorin’ Around the World.

It’s worst place is Mission Space, which makes you come out feeling like you’re in your one of your periods and trimesters.
by gregben March 19, 2022
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