gregben's definitions

COVAG

The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.

News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.

by gregben February 23, 2022

Pure Ivagination

A Song by Willy Wanka from Willy Wanka and the Chocolate-Flavored Condom Factory.

Willy Wanka: Cum with me, and you’ll see, in a world of pure ivagination.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Breastie Boys

A former boyband that sang music about porn.
Their biggest hit was Fuck For Your Right.

Ben: Fuck For Your Right was such an epic song.
Gregory: By the Breastie Boys.
Ben: Yeah.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.

Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Thot’s Why

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.

You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Pussies

Plural for pussy.
Multiple cats.
What women have.
Cowards.

I have pussies.
He rubbed their pussies.
Those people are such pussies.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Ghostrapers

People who rape ghosts or ghosts who rape people, all to scare them away.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTRAPERS!

by gregben February 22, 2022