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dicksco

A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.
You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.
by gregben June 5, 2021
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Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Poobai

The biggest city with sculptures of poop bigger and taller than any poop you ever let out.
Located at the UAE (United Arab Emirates).
The tallest poop sculpture in Poobai is the Burj Khalifuck.
Poobai has the most majestic and tallest poop sculptures in the world.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
It’s also a fuckade for that reason.
David Bowie lived for a sexade.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.
Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.
by gregben February 26, 2022
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Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.
You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.
by gregben February 15, 2022
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