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Tetracosicosagon

A polygon with 420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.142857143 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.85714285714 degrees.
Me: I’ve been high on weed, I saw this cool shape, it’s almost round looking, but it has a heck of a lotta sides.
You: How many did you see.
Me: 420.
You: Oh wow.
Me: I know, it’s a Tetracosicosagon.
You: I see, how long have you smoked weed?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Fuckaminute

Also known as a sexaminute.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
Me: Me and my husband fucked each other for a fuckaminute.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Silly Pussy

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.
Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.
by gregben February 5, 2022
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Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.
Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.
by gregben September 18, 2023
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Megasexagon

A megasexagon (also known as a mega sexagon as well as a megafuckagon and mega fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 million sides.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.
Ben: I thought a sexagon was weird.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.
by gregben June 8, 2023
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