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Hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 694208008135 sides.

One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.

It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an

octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
The hexacosienneacontatetragigamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is the funniest shape you could ever imagine.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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TrES-2 b

The darkest planet ever discovered.

It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.

It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.

It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.

Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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Whores In This House

A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
Al T McLaran: There’s Some Whores In This House!
Cardi B: That’s some wet ass pussy.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.
You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.
by gregben September 17, 2022
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11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Ghostfuckers

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTFUCKERS!
by gregben March 6, 2022
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Dickscotheque

A place where gay people party together, dance, and get sexually excited.
You: Wanna go party?
Me: Yeah, let's go to the dickscotheque and dance
by gregben August 21, 2022
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