sabbath

the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.

If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

fitty cent

what a dollar used to be worth before a motherf*cker took power

Went to Italy to see the pope
handed him fittycent
he said nope

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

da sooent

See da cunt, but youse the reglar definition for this bad word

Da sooent was ubikitoos in da wet dream.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

sabado caliente

Saturday, beginning at opening time, spent in the bar after friday spent in the bar without a designated driver.

Cooled the night away in my backseat and used the cab money to start my sabado caliente.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

artemis

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

cabin

place above timberline for abusing substances and others

my knapsack zipper broke on the way to the cabin and I lost all the hootch.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

urbanmean

to settle scores by posting mean personal references to the Urban Dictionary.

Half the entries I see as an editor are rejected cause they are solopsistic, urbanmeant shit.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005