goose's definitions

giesse

Super cool soccer captain

oh yea cant touch this

by Goose September 29, 2004

nooblet

a lesser noob

J-"OMFG, WTF, i almost had that!"
A-"STFU nooblet"

by Goose December 9, 2003

Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Sexplosion

The climactic end to a sexual encounter. In the case of female Homo Sapiens, multiple may be expected.

So I made the beast with two back last night, and it ended with a giant sexplosion.

by Goose September 29, 2003

Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose

by Goose December 22, 2003

picklesmoker

Gay man, one who orally pleases men, likes the taste of penis.

See the dude with the mesh half-shirt? Got to be a picklesmoker.

by goose July 7, 2006