goose's definitions

Niemaner

after having vigorous anal sex, you have the ability to keep a straight face

Michael: thank you dancing Rick, I appreciat your services
Dancing rick: wow you do a nice niemaner

by Goose September 27, 2004

holland patent

A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long

-Hey where do you live?
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot

by goose February 11, 2005

Teenager

A grumpy and moody being who is often in their own world. Sometimes anti socal and often giggles at nothing.
There are many kinds of teenager but a certain kind is depressed often

"I'm a teenager"
"Bugger dude"

by Goose March 16, 2004

liver

An evil piece of the body that must be punished with copious amounts of alcohol.

"The liver is evil and must be punished!"

by goose May 5, 2003

meola

This is the look on a guys face if you jizz in his syrup and use your poop as his butter on his waffles and then tell him.

Greg: where did tehse get the extra zing?
Me: I jizzed in your syrup, and you used my poop as butter... hahaha nice meola

by Goose September 27, 2004

dime a dozen

easy to come by, next to worthless

She said, "Don't let it go to your head. Boys like you are a dime a dozen."

by Goose December 19, 2003

Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose

by Goose December 22, 2003