brazilian fires

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

by gnostic3 August 30, 2019

skidboard

n. Skateboard with the wheels ripped off. Used on icy streets, railings etc in Canada during winter.

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Dude! Radical skidboard you got there, eh. Gnarly undercarriage remnants. Would you go downhill faster if you just bought a snowboard?

Leave me alone mom.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

pringle

v. To twist, shrivel, or bend from a flat uniform discoid shape into something resembling a deformed potato chip.

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Am I seeing this right! Tell me you did not just pringle my bicycle wheel!

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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.

by gnostic3 February 04, 2019

jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

veraciter

n. Person interested in establishing the truth. These throwbacks often rely on facts rather than popular opinion or dictates.

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Did you hear the news? Rugby and ice dancing are now America's favourite sports. So suck on that NFL boy.

I think not. I do not wish to sound like a veraciter but that is Canadian propaganda. The Canucks are trying to destabilize our sports channels.

You stick with your truths and I 'll stick with mine. Time to watch some quad toe-loops.

by gnostic3 June 26, 2017

jerseyphile

n. Person who wears a sports jersey because of the colors or logo, not because he loves or understands the team or the sport.

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Great game eh? O'Connor deked wide on the power play then went five hole!

What? Five what? Oh I see. It's this shirt right. I'm more of a jerseyphile than a soccer nut.

Hockey nut.

Whatever.

by gnostic3 February 06, 2019

trumpstump

n. Campaign speech or event that significantly reduces a candidates chances of election.

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Do something to block the cavalcade of doom. Alberta does not need a trumpstump.

by gnostic3 November 10, 2022