Definitions by gnostic3

crazycreep

n. Slow inexorable movement of public opinion toward a demonstrably inane point of view.

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Tyler my friend. Why do humans act like sheep? They can so easily be nudged towards an acceptance of war, torture, slavery, medical quackery etc etc etc. How are they not aware of the crazycreep inherent in the lies of the leaders they willingly embrace?

I hope you’re just asking rhetorically Bryan because I can only perform surgical miracles;: I can’t fully explain evolution nor the will of your Gods.

crazycreep by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

bedizened

adj. Dressed or adorned in a sparkly fashion.

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Yo, Sarah! Liv doesn’t need to be bedizened ;: she is already a sparkly little girl.

bedizened by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

doc blocker

n. Government official, celebrity spokesperson or ‘friend’ who stands between an ill person and needed medical care.

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How did that moronic doc blocker obtain a powerful say in issues far beyond his ken?

doc blocker by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

brevitation

n. A shortened version of a book, a trip, a presidential term etc.

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Have you seen the new Avatar movie? Three and a half hours of painful confusion.

Nah. Imma waiting on the brevitation.

brevitation by gnostic3 December 19, 2025

sylls

n. A briefer form of the word syllable for time-constrained skateboarding folk with no time to use entire words, proper grammar, or combs.

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Properly executed skateboarding manoeuvres provide me wi …

Dude! Speed up your tongue bro. And less sylls. Temp fug as the Lats say.
I believe most connoisseurs of Latin would argue that your brevitation of ‘Tempus fugit’ i.e. ‘Time flies’ is, whilst inherently amusing, rather unlikely to be clearly understood by the average listener.

Sucks 2 B they.

sylls by gnostic3 December 19, 2025

koalified

adj. Aussie expression for a Veterinarian, or any other semi-professional bloke, who has passed all his exams and is able to leave University, or the Perth College of Sheep-dipping as the case may be, and inflict himself, or herdself, upon the world.

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G’day Bruce! Heard, or should I say ‘Herd’ , you have koalified at last! How soon ‘til the local jumpbucks face yer clobber and start feeling the gentle touch of your tar brush on their tender spots?

koalified by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

tasty nick

n. Aussie medical expression for a small operation that is both interestingly unusual and quite appealingly remunerative.

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You didgeridoo twangers may want to stay sober in the OR today. The chief just booked a tasty nick involving a boomerang, a Wharton’s duct, and a Parson’s daughter.

tasty nick by gnostic3 December 18, 2025