redo’s procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation, attempted only by the most skilled surgeons, in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I am shagged out. I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again! And now I have to do a bleedin’ Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 07, 2024

penalty shots

n. Any badly-flawed, pointlessly disappointing method of deciding a winner or providing an outcome to a conflict.

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Looks like this Ukrainian

war is going to come down to penalty shots.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

shacker

n. Frugal person who seeks to eschew rampant consumerism. Certainly not a filthy hobo.

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How can you be a physician and a shacker?

Oooo! A riddle! I love riddles. And plastic sheeting. And finding empties.

by gnostic3 January 04, 2022

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

goshforsaken

adj. Bleak and generally unpleasant but not as bad as Godforsaken.

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Calgary is a goshforsaken wasteland.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019