Definitions by gnostic3

bipeach 

v. To impeach someone for a second time.

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Why should we bipeach the treasurer? We will never get our money back.

Or our innocence.

bipeach by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

wombatter

n. Delicious coating for making deep-fried koala even tastier. Much loved in finer Perth eateries.

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Where’s my wombatter Shiela? Streuth- covered emu dumps! Don’t tell me you’ve only gone and fed it to your bloody sugar glider when the abos are already on their way over for a proper dinkle!

wombatter by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

bi-den

n. Room that is kind of a man-cave and kind of an artsy/sewing room.

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If you need me and Bruce we’ll be down in the bi-den, making NFL throw cushions.

bi-den by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

virality 

n. The new reality.

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You cannot kiss strangers. That is just virality.

virality by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

trumpjuror 

n. A juror who has decided in advance how he will vote.

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Of course Bob is guilty of murder most foul! I am a trumpjuror. Wake me up when the deliberationdonuts arrive.

trumpjuror by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

A.T. 

n. After Trump. The era following the departure of TheDonald. A time of reflection.A time of gaiety. A time of mourning.

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There was much time given to serious thought in the years A.T.

A.T. by gnostic3 December 24, 2020

Par-Don 

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

Par-Don by gnostic3 November 26, 2020