pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

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humanure

n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies.

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This U.N. report on ecological sustainability contains more humanure than Tyler's carrot and pee patch.

by gnostic3 January 02, 2023

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robustity

n. Having a certain vigorous strength. A word often applied by under-educated Aussie surgeons to robust tissue that will heal well despite poor suturing technique.

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Admirable robustity in those diaphragmatic crura Shiela. Reckon we can close the hiatus up tighter than a platypus’ egg hole.

Too right Doc. Then we can get on with all those Redo’s Procedures on the emergency list.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

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final eight

n. The slightly more exciting part of a soccer tournament when most of the hapless teams have gone home. The term can also be used in academic, political or business settings.

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The presidential primaries have come down to the final eight.

But there are only three candidates left.

It’s just an expression Mr. Trump.

by gnostic3 December 08, 2022

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Nude Year’s Eve

n. Pretty, unclothed, woman ready to party in the coming Eden that will be the future. Usually drunk.

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Any plans for tonight? Watching a large ball drop perhaps? Perhaps two?

Not me. I am going to be the Nude Year’s Eve Watch out world! HoooooYahhh!

Okay. Well. Be safe.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2020

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