Par-Don 

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

Par-Don by gnostic3 November 26, 2020

pardonfuck 

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun

"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"

pardonfuck by LRRFan January 17, 2014

Pardon my French 

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).

This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.

Pardon my French by Groaroaroar April 2, 2005

I beg your pardon 

When your a polite English gentleman and you can’t say fuck you or what the fuck.

Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon by King man of England the 2.5 August 16, 2018

I beg your pardon 

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"

Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon by Beese Churger August 22, 2020

pardonche 

the act of dating someone who is below your level of attraction and can or is referred to as a farm animal

dude quit being such a pardonche that girl is way f ugly

pardonche by silent Samson January 9, 2011

pardon 

its a word that can be used instead of
*Excuse me
*sorry
* and other forgiveness-asking words

beg your pardon?

pardon by maryankee June 21, 2008