gnostic3's definitions

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

bracketter

n. Person who spends his life developing strategies to solve complex fantasy-world puzzles while ignoring the real problems abounding on all sides.

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If Kenney wasn’t such a bracketter he could have solved some of our problems by now.

by gnostic3 March 19, 2022

kangameat

n. Only the best bloody grub under the Aussie sun mate! Stick a bit of fresh pouch on the bar by and slash down a chilly while it sizzles like a koala in a bush fire.

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Which of you clobbers needs another slab of kangameat!

by gnostic3 March 7, 2022

Eyesome

adj. Cool kids expression synonymous with the decidedly dated expression “on fleek” which is now being used only by wrinklies and cartoon captionists.

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TheNurse is looking totally eyesome these days.

Yes. More delicious than a leek.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2019

rockwall

n. Any ludicrously difficult hike or other task, that you have accomplished with ease. Often dropped into conversations as a thinly veiled form of bragging.

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Bike New York to Montreal in two days? It’s no rockwall. So yeah. I could get ‘er done.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2022

paquinator

n. A totally dominant unstoppable tough player in sports or business.

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We need a paquinator to burst though the line and rip the ball off the opposition. Who's up for it? Karen?

by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

tennesseen

adj. Over with. Done. The end of a brief run of an unexpected popularity or success that may never be repeated.

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Trust me. That Weinstein Guy is done. Totally tennesseen.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020