adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.
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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?
n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.
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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.
n. Rural farmstead, hamlet or bog inhabited by an anarchistic group of flower-people seeking to escape the usual confining bonds of humanity's fettered existence. Often seeking financial independence through the production of shabbily beaded assemblages and aromatic candles these clothing-optional settlements have largely disappeared since the sixties as a result of government intervention, better anti-psychotic medication, and cholera.
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Dude! We should gather a bevy of gals and totally start a commune!
Been there. Done that. Tie-dyed the T-shirt.
n. Person who heard something important related to a crime.
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Why you all dressed up?
Got to go down the courthouse. I heard seven gunshots outside the liquor store last week so now I'm an ear witness.
They know you can't count, right?
n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.
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I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full
Chicago Melvin.
Here's my Registry Card.
That will do fine Miss Lohan.
n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.
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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.
I know the feeling. He should use a towel.
n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.
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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.
