473 definitions by gnostic3

summer whine

n. A brief expected recurring Canadian complaint about the brevity of the snow-free season.

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Whenever Pierre dusts the snow off his mittens in early June you can expect a summer whine.

by gnostic3 June 27, 2022

covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

anastoplast

n. A flap of fat used to cover up an unsightly or potentially leaky surgical connection of two pieces of intestine.

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That, my friend, is a poor piece of surgical workmanship. Did you train in Australia by any chance?

No worries mate! We'll flap over it with a bit of an anastoplast and leave the resi to close whilst you and I woggle down to the pizzeria to watch the robotic cat waitress put some woolies out of work.

by gnostic3 September 14, 2023

streepee

n. "Street people" as said by young folk, rappers, and others who lack both compassion and the time to say entire words.

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"Streepee livin' in them cardboard box. Got no doorway:; got no locks.Streepee eyes don't got no life:; no hope. Seekin' oxy:; seekin' rope."

by gnostic3 January 31, 2020

superleague

n. Any ill-founded short-lived disastrous concept. Like the soccer superleague.

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I’m thinking of marrying that aged stripper I fancy.

Sounds like a superleague mate.

by gnostic3 April 21, 2021

jambulance

n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.

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Pile everything into the jambulance and we are away!

by gnostic3 March 9, 2021

blinkie

n. Brief nap. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I need a little break before I can finish this operation. Who wants to join me for a blinkie? Sterile nurses only.

by gnostic3 January 4, 2023