trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

cuttime

n. The moment when investigation of a problem by a GP is complete and the surgeon takes over. By extension any time when action is required or imminent.

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Grab some sponges and give me some room. It’s cuttime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

constructions

n. Instructions, often included with a model or pice of furniture, detailing how to properly assemble something.

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That bookshelf does not look stable Aliyah. Did you follow the constructions?

by gnostic3 April 21, 2018

beddard

v. To deke around opposition players in a stunning fashion on skates or veer between obstacles on a skateboard, etc.

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If you beddard like you've never beddarded before we will win this game.

by gnostic3 January 03, 2023

Montreal

place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.

Let's go to Dorval for the Maple Syrup festival and, if we have time, drive through Montreal.

by gnostic3 January 01, 2015

liife

n. Existence, only with two eyes, so you can see the nonsense coming.

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Next time through I am asking God to give me liife.

And a better haircut.

by gnostic3 February 19, 2024

tuquestorm

n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.

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Your Donna was dissing you all night in the pub. I sense a tuquestorm is brewing.

by gnostic3 October 18, 2020