trumpstump

n. Campaign speech or event that significantly reduces a candidates chances of election.

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Do something to block the cavalcade of doom. Alberta does not need a trumpstump.

by gnostic3 November 10, 2022

racyst

n. Bothersome growth that must be removed from the body politic for society to function properly.

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Waving signs and chanting is all fine but it takes concerted action to excise a racyst.

by gnostic3 October 05, 2020

A.T.

n. After Trump. The era following the departure of TheDonald. A time of reflection.A time of gaiety. A time of mourning.

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There was much time given to serious thought in the years A.T.

by gnostic3 December 24, 2020

cancel the juniors

v. Throw in the towel ; give in to the inevitable.

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Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.

Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

brovid19

n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.

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You look poor bro. What up?

Brovid19. Do not wrestle with Kenny until his swabs come back.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

brovid19

n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.

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You look poor bro. What up?

Brovid19. Do not wrestle with Kenny until his swabs come back.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Jasper

place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.

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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.

From out of Canada?

They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2022