spiderbang

n. Aussie term for any useless time-wasting activity.

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Strewth mate! Get on with the operation! We didn’t scrub up for a bleeding spiderbang.

Hang about. The gasser hasn’t tubed her yet.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

Omnibot

n. All-encompassing robot-master, techno-wizard, or dweeb.

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Who dares disturb my peace ! I am Omnibot!

Open this door Herman. If I leave your freshly ironed underwear in the hall the rats will get at them. Again.

by gnostic3 August 10, 2020

Gull Lake

place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.

Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

jedeyes

n. Painful ocular condition caused by viewing multiple sequential screenings of Star Wars, or similar, movies in an attempt to demonstrate the superiority of one’s fandom.

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Dude! Where you been all weekend, and why the white cane?

The Movieplex man. I got the jedeyes! I totally got the jedeyes!

by gnostic3 December 18, 2017

trampage

n. A wildly chaotic event in which hobos destroy the structures and creatures surrounding them. Often on a Tuesday.

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What happened here? Some sort of anarchistic melee?

Trampage. Mindless trampage.

by gnostic3 October 25, 2022

manhatters

n. The feisty folk of mid-town NY who took a granite cradle, shook out the dusty contents, and forged an empire. People with spunk, drive and a collection of odd accents. Not to be confused with ‘man haters’.

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Park avenue is alive with manhatters:; must be a parade or something.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

testiculated

adj. The state of being male. AOften used in a derogatory fashion by ovarianed folk.

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This whole Syria-Turkey-Kurd fiasco is exactly what to expect in a world dominated by the testiculated.

Yeah. And theoretical physics. What is up with that?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019