gnostic3's definitions

nappathy

n. The feeling of intense disinterest in class lectures, the tedium of work, covid debates, or just life, that results in deep drowsiness.

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Will it never end? I am literally drowning in an overwhelming sea of nappathy.

I think you mean “figuratively.”

Ahhhhhh!!!

by gnostic3 December 31, 2021

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

toppler

n. Fiercely involved leader who wants to take action and remove oppressive institutions and the symbols of those ways. Sometimes statues are toppled: sometimes statutes.

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Rewrite the record! Change history! Bring on the toppler!

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

VD

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

sander

n. Person who prefers to just sit in the sand. All day. Every day. No real ambition.

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Yo! Up for a little skateboard action?

No. I’m more of a sander.

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

robos

n. Redundant, aged, or otherwise unemployed AI machinery. Frequently robos can be found sharing a can of grease out by the railroad tracks.

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I pity the robos who will never write another essay.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

muellerate

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2019