n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.
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by gnostic3 May 30, 2022
place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
by gnostic3 January 29, 2022
n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.
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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.
Like the Iowa caucuses?
Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.
Like the Iowa caucuses?
Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.
by gnostic3 November 21, 2022
adj. Possessing a degree of aboriginal blood, or spirit, or, at the very least, having a working knowledge of a John Wayne movie or the poem “Hiawatha”.
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I think my class visit to the reserve gives me enough indigeneity to qualify for an aboriginal action bursary.
Ingenious!
Ingenious!
by gnostic3 November 10, 2022
by gnostic3 February 01, 2020
n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.
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by gnostic3 November 18, 2017
adj. Expression of sarcastic pseudo-praise. Better than “Awesome, yawn.” Much better.
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Canada won another gold medal in some lame ice-related sport.
That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.
That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.
by gnostic3 December 29, 2021