goosetastic

adj. Expression of sarcastic pseudo-praise. Better than “Awesome, yawn.” Much better.

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Canada won another gold medal in some lame ice-related sport.

That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

summer whine

n. A brief expected recurring Canadian complaint about the brevity of the snow-free season.

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Whenever Pierre dusts the snow off his mittens in early June you can expect a summer whine.

by gnostic3 June 27, 2022

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 04, 2021

quilled

v. To have one’s skin punctured repeatedly by a cumbersome but well defended porcupine or, by extension, to be skewered by an opponent in sports or business.

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Texas tech totally quilled those Zags tonight. The Bulldogs won’t sit straight for weeks.

by gnostic3 March 30, 2019

beaverpox

n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.

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You got the beaverpox there Henri?

On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.

by gnostic3 May 30, 2022

bernier

adj. Less knowledgeable, less adept in debates, generally sillier or untrustworthy.

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These political leaders get bernier every week.

by gnostic3 September 06, 2019