Definitions by gnostic3

grope stage 

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

grope stage by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

group stage 

n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.

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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.

Like the Iowa caucuses?

Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.

group stage by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

qatarded 

adj. Lacking in sense, morals and alcohol.

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Who is running Alberta now? That is so qatarded!

qatarded by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

qatarhero 

n. Person who plays football brilliantly at the World Cup and thereby helps his team achieve victory. Also any fan who secures alcohol of any type for his travelling companions.

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Pour a little more mouthwash in my hand sanitizer Roger, you old qatarhero! We're not blind yet!

qatarhero by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

indigeneity 

adj. Possessing a degree of aboriginal blood, or spirit, or, at the very least, having a working knowledge of a John Wayne movie or the poem “Hiawatha”.

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I think my class visit to the reserve gives me enough indigeneity to qualify for an aboriginal action bursary.

Ingenious!

indigeneity by gnostic3 November 10, 2022

trumpstump

n. Campaign speech or event that significantly reduces a candidates chances of election.

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Do something to block the cavalcade of doom. Alberta does not need a trumpstump.

trumpstump by gnostic3 November 10, 2022

in silico 

adj. Existing in a computer or other chip-based electronic device. Parallel term to “in situ” and “in vivo”. Often used metaphorically.

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Do you ever feel you are living your whole life in silico?

Yes. But I am a RPU68 robotic pleasure unit, you bad girl.

in silico by gnostic3 November 7, 2022