scrum

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
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letting the corgis out

v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.

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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
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Llandwbllllwydd

place. Welsh mining village nestled in the Snowdonian range in Glamorgan. Twice voted the least pronouceable place on the planet.

Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.
Here now Yestin. What say we amble down the mountain to look for lassies in Llandwbllllwydd?
by gnostic1 August 13, 2011
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keegstra

n. someone who denies the blatantly obvious, usually for no apparent gain.
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Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!

You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?
by gnostic1 July 23, 2011
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life cache

n. Accumulated worth of your being; value of the knowledge, more than rhe physical wealth, you have acquired during your sojurn on earth.
When I die my life cache will live on and its wonders will enrich generations to come.

Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.
by gnostic1 October 19, 2010
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Cremona

place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.

Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.

Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.

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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?

Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!

Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
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vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.
Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.
by gnostic1 December 03, 2010
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