gnostic1's definitions
place. Small Canadian city nestled between oil wells gushing rich prosperity onto the upturned faces of the throngs of happy citizens who have a tendency to thank God and vote slightly right wing. Rebels hockey rules in winter. Swatting flying bugs rules in summer. Dinosaurs are under the ground but they are deep enough that nobody gets hurt.
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by gnostic1 December 11, 2011
Get the Red Deermug. I just got to sell my husband's signed football collection and I'll have enough naughty cash and penicillin money to make next weekend rock.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2011
Get the naughty cashmug. n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?
Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.
Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2011
Get the social walkermug. n. radical skateboarding trick in which the boarder leaps upwards, does a back flip, and lands on the board in a handstand.
Dude! After this truck goes by I'm going to try an ollieollieoxenfree into a leapstand. You be ready to dial 911.
by gnostic1 January 16, 2011
Get the leapstandmug. Check out the bottle boy melting down about global warming.
"Glee" and vodka turn my friend Karerin into a total bottle boy.
"Glee" and vodka turn my friend Karerin into a total bottle boy.
by gnostic1 September 19, 2010
Get the bottle boymug. place. Withered town relying on rock-hound tourism to keep afloat. The kindness of strangers pays the wages at the Food and Fuel Emporium as well as Hiram's Hostelry and the trickle-down effect stops the leakage of young adults to the sleaze of the bigger towns in the Greater Gravelbend Region.
Rock collectors and iron pyrite enthusiasts congregate at the sluiceworks where steam-driven donkey-pumps have been keeping the tailings dry since 1846 when the gold ran out.
A new high fence is being hastily constructed upstream from town.
Cheese making and quilt pressing are now the main cottage-industries along with whittlin' likenesses of Grover Cleveland, who was born just up the river.
A gravel-slide that destroyed the saltine factory is surmounted by a cairn constructed of imported pebbles brought to the site by pilgrims after a local trapper had a dream in which he was commanded to build an edifice of stones to commemorate the disaster.
Aleuts have recently built a new seasonal encampment upstream from town.
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Rock collectors and iron pyrite enthusiasts congregate at the sluiceworks where steam-driven donkey-pumps have been keeping the tailings dry since 1846 when the gold ran out.
A new high fence is being hastily constructed upstream from town.
Cheese making and quilt pressing are now the main cottage-industries along with whittlin' likenesses of Grover Cleveland, who was born just up the river.
A gravel-slide that destroyed the saltine factory is surmounted by a cairn constructed of imported pebbles brought to the site by pilgrims after a local trapper had a dream in which he was commanded to build an edifice of stones to commemorate the disaster.
Aleuts have recently built a new seasonal encampment upstream from town.
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Let's take some pebbles up to Sluiceville to build up the cairn a bit. We could get the quilt pressed too if the line isn't too long.
by gnostic1 October 18, 2011
Get the Sluicevillemug. n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.
by gnostic1 February 26, 2011
Get the milk the steel goatmug.