Numpty

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

by Gerry January 28, 2005

chesticle

Pendulous breasts that hang like icicles. Related to testicle in the sexual sense, icicle in the structural sense and chest as in their location on the body.

When she reached for the newspaper, her chesticles nearly fell to the pavement.

by gerry January 09, 2005

Aight

Term from the lexicon of Ali G. Used in place of the word "Alright".

U bin down wid da boys? Aight!

by Gerry January 24, 2005

Beefer

Australian for a shit

Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!

by Gerry December 02, 2004

Pornet

POtential Recycables NETwork

a network of containers for
potential recycables

by gerry March 29, 2004

shmurd

the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

by Gerry June 18, 2004

Bell End

Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

by Gerry May 02, 2003