gerry's definitions

barfly

An old crusty done man who does sweet FA apart from getting shitfaced and asresholed in a generally run down pub, bar or tavern.

See the f*@king shape of yer man, nothing but a barfly

by Gerry November 17, 2004

Numpty

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

by Gerry January 28, 2005

chesticle

Pendulous breasts that hang like icicles. Related to testicle in the sexual sense, icicle in the structural sense and chest as in their location on the body.

When she reached for the newspaper, her chesticles nearly fell to the pavement.

by gerry January 9, 2005

Bell End

Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

by Gerry May 2, 2003

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

Beefer

Australian for a shit

Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!

by Gerry December 2, 2004

cds

cirque du soleil ( circus things etc.)

cds ain't gangsta

c'mon artlovers

by gerry May 13, 2005