13 definitions by gerry

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MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter
How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile
by Gerry June 30, 2004
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Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.
by Gerry May 02, 2003
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A belly that sticks our further than your boobies do. Female equivalent to dickie do.
Look at the boobie do on that chick.
by Gerry August 04, 2004
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POtential Recycables NETwork
a network of containers for
potential recycables
by gerry March 29, 2004
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the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd
Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!
by Gerry June 18, 2004
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Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.
People with high opinions of themselves
by Gerry January 28, 2005
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a derogatory term for a television
This f*@king shitbox is sending my head up me hole
by Gerry November 17, 2004
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