by Kyoshi Roku February 18, 2017
by Big ETF fan August 13, 2007
An acronym that stands for Estimated Time to Fuck. Used in time estimation on one think they will be able to fuck a particular person.
Guy 1: Wow that chick is really messy drunk, what do you think her ETF is?
Guy 2: I say cab ride
Guy1: So you still going out with that chick from J-date?
Guy2: Yes, my ETF is defiantly 4 dates and a meeting with the parents.
Fat chicks are known for their low ETF.
Guy 2: I say cab ride
Guy1: So you still going out with that chick from J-date?
Guy2: Yes, my ETF is defiantly 4 dates and a meeting with the parents.
Fat chicks are known for their low ETF.
by RJ2222 March 12, 2008
The FED just bought a bunch of ETFs to stimulate the economy. Stonxx only go up!
An ETF fund is the cheapest type of a fund, thereby increasing its stonx profits! Less fees= more profits.
An ETF fund is the cheapest type of a fund, thereby increasing its stonx profits! Less fees= more profits.
by Danco71 June 01, 2020
Early Termination Fee- the often exorbitant fee charged by service providers when a subscriber cancels a service before the end of a specific period of time. The fee is usually part of a promotional package or service contract.
by Prep.77 December 05, 2010
Extremely and thoroughly fucked.
1. The fortunate condition of being well and truly fucked.
2. The unfortunate condition of being poorly fucked, in the ass, while blindfolded, by someone whose identity is uncertain.
Alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly fucked over, "screwed over"
1. The fortunate condition of being well and truly fucked.
2. The unfortunate condition of being poorly fucked, in the ass, while blindfolded, by someone whose identity is uncertain.
Alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly fucked over, "screwed over"
by Louie the Slugger February 10, 2009