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Definitions by g-diggity

jihadi cities

Cities that are built only with the intention of setting them ablaze at the most opportune moment.

With billions of dollars invested into a city, a radical terrorist who happens to be an engineering genius can plan to build a city that with the sole purpose of destroying it to kill.

most likely part of a jihad

Cities are built up to the point of extreme population density, and filled with many tourists.

Giant skyscrapers meticulously tumble to the ground with geomechanic landslide-like wizardry, timed impeccably with the instant fall of dozens of other buildings through out the city’s inner core that fulfill their destinies in splendid calculations of self-dismantling sidewalk tragedy.
Ehror City, the future city of the world, is where 20 million people reside. There are only 4 exits out of this city.

However, it is one of the jihadi cities, and it was built by radical engineers with a plot to destroy it.
jihadi cities by g-diggity March 16, 2008

Straight up Jew 

To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.

A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
Straight up Jew by g-diggity February 24, 2008
(C-squared) To cut off a right angle on a path.

For instance, you may be walking from point A to point B to point C which resembles an L shape. To C^2 that, you walk straight from point A to point C, which makes a diagnol line, or the third side of a right triangle.

Suppose the distance from Point A to Point B is 10 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point B to point C is 8 feet.
Suppose the distance from Point A to Point C is 12 feet.
-this would make a right triangle
-it is shorter to walk 12 feet from POINT A TO POINT C, rather than walking 18 feet, from Point A TO POINT B TO POINT C...

You just C SQUARED THAT SHIT!
John needed to walk in the quads, so instead of taking the rectangular path, he cut across the middle and C^2 that shit!
C^2 by g-diggity February 24, 2008

bacontarian

A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!

They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
Bubba eats bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner. He is a bacontarian.
bacontarian by g-diggity January 28, 2008
Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.

They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.

Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.

It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.

Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
DYFS by g-diggity January 1, 2008

Bowl Game 

A post-season football game played by the top ranked teams in NCAA Football.

In college football parlance, the term "bowl" can also be used as a verb: as in a successful team going "bowling".

The term "bowl" originated from the Rose Bowl Stadium, site of the first post-season college football games.

There are Tiers of bowl games too, some are more prestigous. The Rosebowl, Orange Bowl, Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl, and Cotton bowl all have a great history, and are known for having the top ranked teams.

Teams must be in the BCS Bowl Champion Series subdivision.
Chuck: I heard Ohio state is going to the Rose Bowl this year.
Gnarles: Yeah, they go to that bowl game because they are a great team.
Chuck: Crappier teams like Kansas State get to go to the Texas Bowl.
Gnarles: Yeah, and Rutgers Destroys them!
Bowl Game by g-diggity December 29, 2007

facebook withdrawal 

The process of seperating a facebook whore from his or her computer for an extended amount of time. The process is life-threatening and can result in extreme mood swings.

In withdrawal, users may go through four phases:
1) Craving
2) Fear
3) Denial
4) Depression

Some cases include instances where individuals try to use MySpace as an alternative, but this ends badly when they realize you cannot just click on the picture to make the next one appear

Facebook addiction is an issue with many consequences, one of them being, addiction withdrawal symptoms experienced when the facebook is discontinued. The symptoms of Facebook Withdrawal at times may be severe, if not life threatening.
Amy: Why is Ryan crying?
Sarah: Because he can't log onto Facebook.
Amy: Oh, so Ryan is having Facebook Withdrawal?
Sarah: Yeah, and now he is in the denial stage.
facebook withdrawal by g-diggity November 25, 2007