Definitions by g-diggity
portable facebook machine
A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
portable facebook machine by g-diggity November 25, 2007
Delayering
This describes corporate managers being fired. It's the latest manifestation of rightsizing and downsizing.
it does not have to do with:
-cake layers
-delay of game
-plastic surgery
it does not have to do with:
-cake layers
-delay of game
-plastic surgery
Delayering by g-diggity November 6, 2006
LTO
Tom: Get the fuck up to Hawk's Nest with that LTO.
Glen: But they already have 3 trays.
Carla: Just bring the lettuce, tomatos, and onions up there. gosh!
Glen: But they already have 3 trays.
Carla: Just bring the lettuce, tomatos, and onions up there. gosh!
tee hee hee
How emo kids laugh.
They don't "haha" like the rest of us, they "tee hee hee."
This is usually followed by a long period of moping around.
They don't "haha" like the rest of us, they "tee hee hee."
This is usually followed by a long period of moping around.
tee hee hee by g-diggity June 28, 2006
Cheeseosaurus Rex
The title given to the last pizza served at "all you can eat" pizza. It has a ginormous amount of cheese on it, but very little sauce.
The purpose of the Cheeseosaurus Rex is to get people to stop eating pizza. The thought behind this is that cheese fills people up so they will not be able to order any more pizza.
The purpose of the Cheeseosaurus Rex is to get people to stop eating pizza. The thought behind this is that cheese fills people up so they will not be able to order any more pizza.
Scott: let's have another pizza; our eigth one.
Rob: SHIT MAN! here comes the cheeseosaurus rex!
Kenny: wtf?
Rob: that's when they put a crapload of cheese on the pie to make you stop eating.
Rob: SHIT MAN! here comes the cheeseosaurus rex!
Kenny: wtf?
Rob: that's when they put a crapload of cheese on the pie to make you stop eating.
Cheeseosaurus Rex by g-diggity June 15, 2006
JAR
ACRONYM: Just Aint Right.
This word is used to describe children who "Just Aint Right"
Synonyms: POPP, stupid, dumb, naughty, never going to fit in types, not mainstream, messed up, etc, etc, and so forth.
they have little or no potential to be normal until they get the right treatment/therapy.
This word is used to describe children who "Just Aint Right"
Synonyms: POPP, stupid, dumb, naughty, never going to fit in types, not mainstream, messed up, etc, etc, and so forth.
they have little or no potential to be normal until they get the right treatment/therapy.
Maria: Johnny has ADD.
Hose: No he doesnt, Johnny is a JAR!
Alex: This boy needs to go to the institution
John: Yeah, there is nothing we can do about it. He is a JAR.
Hose: No he doesnt, Johnny is a JAR!
Alex: This boy needs to go to the institution
John: Yeah, there is nothing we can do about it. He is a JAR.
FLK
ACRONYM: Funny Looking Kid.
Used to describe a kid who is... Funny Looking!
If a boy came in to your house wearing some fugly clothes, you could say, "that's one FLK."
syn: fugly, ugly, weird looking, unusually dressed
Used to describe a kid who is... Funny Looking!
If a boy came in to your house wearing some fugly clothes, you could say, "that's one FLK."
syn: fugly, ugly, weird looking, unusually dressed