Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
by g-diggity December 06, 2007
A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
by g-diggity May 29, 2006
A day when high school seniors cut school together.
Seniors have the choice of doing whatever they want during Senior Cut Day.
-sleep in
-go to amusement park
-go down the shore
-go to gf/bf house
-party
-video games
A successful senior cut day occurs when at least half of the class is absent for one day.
note: this may induce senioritis
Seniors have the choice of doing whatever they want during Senior Cut Day.
-sleep in
-go to amusement park
-go down the shore
-go to gf/bf house
-party
-video games
A successful senior cut day occurs when at least half of the class is absent for one day.
note: this may induce senioritis
LC: sup son? whatchu doin tommorrow?
Glen: im goin to six flags, it's senior cut day!
Dan: you mean we can stay home from school?
Glen: yeah, our entire class is Cutting School.
Glen: im goin to six flags, it's senior cut day!
Dan: you mean we can stay home from school?
Glen: yeah, our entire class is Cutting School.
by g-diggity June 18, 2006
A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
by g-diggity November 04, 2007
A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)
can be brought on by genetics.
parents are usually former/current druggies.
these people sometimes drool in public.
can be brought on by genetics.
parents are usually former/current druggies.
these people sometimes drool in public.
Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
by g-diggity June 10, 2006