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Definitions by g-diggity

chromo-tard

A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)

can be brought on by genetics.

parents are usually former/current druggies.

these people sometimes drool in public.
Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
chromo-tard by g-diggity June 12, 2006
acronym for: Slutty New Outfit Day

This is when attractive girls wear outfits that are very slutty on the first good day of spring. They are often found walking in malls or general shopping areas.

Sometimes the girls are very ugly, causing this event to be unwanted or obscene.
Jim: hey look at that girl over there; she's wearing a short skirt, thong, and barely any shirt!
George: wow, i didn't think that was legal.
Jim: That would be a SNOD.

Britney Spears dresses like everyday is a SNOD!
snod by g-diggity June 12, 2006
A person who is a drunk, and cannot hold a job. This kind of person would spend what money they had on beer, not their starving children.

To put it simply: the act of stealing money for beer.

Origin: Malachy McCourt, a man from northern Ireland, was a drunk. His sons had problems with drinking too. He could barely keep his family alive. The phrase is named after him. His son, who shares the same name, is running for governer of NY in 2006.
Tricia: My dad drank away my college savings, now i'll have to work in a coal mine for the rest of my life.
Alex: That's COLD! Your dad is such a McCourt.

Wife: I saved some money so we could buy food this week.
Husband: Let me see it.
Wife: I won't give it to you because you will just McCourt it away.
McCourt by g-diggity June 11, 2006

Amber Alert 

A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.

It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"

It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
Amber Alert by g-diggity June 1, 2006
POPP is a term used to described children who are stupid due to the poor parenting skills their parents had.

It is an acronym for Product of Poor Parenting.

It can be used to describe children who are loud, rude, inapropriate, stinky, horny, and unmotivated.

A child can be characterized as any one of those, but it is not his/her fault, it is the fault of the parents. The child is intrinsicly well off, regardless of how much the parents screwed 'em up.
Camp Counselor: Johnny has been giving us a lot of attitude today. He is a bad seed, I think we should drown him in the lake.

Camp Director: No, no, no. Johnny is a POPP. It's his parents fault that he behaves so poorly.
POPP by g-diggity June 1, 2006