A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
by g-diggity November 25, 2007
Get the portable facebook machinemug. Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
by g-diggity January 01, 2008
Get the DYFSmug. A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
by g-diggity June 01, 2006
Get the Amber Alertmug. Rahm Emanuel's nickname.
Rahm Emanuel earned his nickname from his political style, where he is known to be a dauntless political warrior and peerless tactician.
This accolade was not due to his record as a volunteer helping the IDF during the First Gulf War.
Some say that his combative style as political director in the early days of the Clinton administration earned him the nickname Rahmbo, but he actually earned it in politics after graduating from Sarah Lawrence College in 1981; where, a talented dancer, he studied ballet.
He is President Obama's chief of staff, which is a key position in the administration.
Rahm Emanuel earned his nickname from his political style, where he is known to be a dauntless political warrior and peerless tactician.
This accolade was not due to his record as a volunteer helping the IDF during the First Gulf War.
Some say that his combative style as political director in the early days of the Clinton administration earned him the nickname Rahmbo, but he actually earned it in politics after graduating from Sarah Lawrence College in 1981; where, a talented dancer, he studied ballet.
He is President Obama's chief of staff, which is a key position in the administration.
Edward: The Obama Administration sure is fiesty.
Darwin: Yeah, especially with Rahm Emanuel at the helm.
Edward: Yeah, you mean RAHMBO, the former associate of the IDF!!
Darwin: Yeah, especially with Rahm Emanuel at the helm.
Edward: Yeah, you mean RAHMBO, the former associate of the IDF!!
by g-diggity April 29, 2009
Get the Rahmbomug. POPP is a term used to described children who are stupid due to the poor parenting skills their parents had.
It is an acronym for Product of Poor Parenting.
It can be used to describe children who are loud, rude, inapropriate, stinky, horny, and unmotivated.
A child can be characterized as any one of those, but it is not his/her fault, it is the fault of the parents. The child is intrinsicly well off, regardless of how much the parents screwed 'em up.
It is an acronym for Product of Poor Parenting.
It can be used to describe children who are loud, rude, inapropriate, stinky, horny, and unmotivated.
A child can be characterized as any one of those, but it is not his/her fault, it is the fault of the parents. The child is intrinsicly well off, regardless of how much the parents screwed 'em up.
Camp Counselor: Johnny has been giving us a lot of attitude today. He is a bad seed, I think we should drown him in the lake.
Camp Director: No, no, no. Johnny is a POPP. It's his parents fault that he behaves so poorly.
Camp Director: No, no, no. Johnny is a POPP. It's his parents fault that he behaves so poorly.
by g-diggity June 01, 2006
Get the POPPmug.