Fucking

A small township in Austria that is located near the Austria-Germany border. Considered to have one of the funniest place names in the world.

Guy to Austrian real estate agent: How much is it for the average Fucking house?

by fuckinqueenslander February 24, 2009

rectum breath

What you'd call someone face-to-face if their breath smells as if they've been sticking their tongue up someone else's rectum, particularly if you don't like them.

Don't bother having a conversation with me rectum breath!

by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008

Penis pianist

A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.

Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!

by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008

poo shute

A shute that shoots poo, more commonly known as the anus.

Seriously Sabrina, your poo shute is showing in this photograph!

by fuckinqueenslander June 13, 2008

4 Minutes

According to Justin Timberlake, that's what we've only got to save the world.

We've only got 4 Minutes to save the world

by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008

Today Tonight

An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.

I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.

by fuckinqueenslander October 20, 2008

Serial whinger

A person who whinges a lot, generally used jokingly.

Guy 1: Jack always goes on about how miserable his life is and stuff like that.

Guy 2: Yeah I know, the guy's a serial whinger.

by fuckinqueenslander July 03, 2008