fuckinqueenslander's definitions

Today Tonight

An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.

I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.

by fuckinqueenslander October 20, 2008

poo shute

A shute that shoots poo, more commonly known as the anus.

Seriously Sabrina, your poo shute is showing in this photograph!

by fuckinqueenslander June 13, 2008

Fucking

A small township in Austria that is located near the Austria-Germany border. Considered to have one of the funniest place names in the world.

Guy to Austrian real estate agent: How much is it for the average Fucking house?

by fuckinqueenslander February 24, 2009

rectum breath

What you'd call someone face-to-face if their breath smells as if they've been sticking their tongue up someone else's rectum, particularly if you don't like them.

Don't bother having a conversation with me rectum breath!

by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008

Penis pianist

A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.

Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!

by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008

Tom Anderson

A superior guy who invented MySpace and has an impressive 300,000,000+ friends on his friends list. He is also the first person on my friends list.

Have you ever spoken to Tom Anderson in person before?

by fuckinqueenslander June 22, 2008

Serial whinger

A person who whinges a lot, generally used jokingly.

Guy 1: Jack always goes on about how miserable his life is and stuff like that.

Guy 2: Yeah I know, the guy's a serial whinger.

by fuckinqueenslander July 3, 2008