fred's definitions

jibsy

one who often likes baby sex and has a fetish for brown shoes and polyester

"dude, youre such a sick fucking jibsy"

"jibsy baby"

by fred December 3, 2003

dazmanultra

An "Ultra" version of standard. Dazman. Superior, more attractive, more intelligent than "dazman", only one "dazmanultra" is known to exist in the wild.

James Bond lost his job to a dazmanultra.

by Fred October 31, 2003

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

ricci

she is amaziningly buff! n has da most amazin ass!
a well gd m8 2!

check out dat girl, its ricci!

by fred March 10, 2005

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

by Fred April 11, 2005

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005

bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

by Fred October 11, 2003