fred's definitions

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!

izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!

by fred March 8, 2005

ricci

she is amaziningly buff! n has da most amazin ass!
a well gd m8 2!

check out dat girl, its ricci!

by fred March 10, 2005

kwalitee

A play on the word 'quality', it's used to denote something that really isn't of great quality.

Toys made in china might be described as kwalitee

by fred May 13, 2005

mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.

"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"

by fred March 15, 2005

parks

A bitch (also known as Carla Ton)

My name is Parks im a bitch

by Fred March 24, 2005

Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done

I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes

by Fred May 13, 2005

zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

by Fred March 27, 2005