pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004

peanut

A small testies like freds

Fred put some pants on

by Fred February 21, 2003

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

fernando

the ultimate one

the fernando is the best 69

by fred December 18, 2003

w00tage

1.) The subject you are talking about has many w00t characteristics.
2.)w00t flows in the subject.
3.)When expressed towards something, as in the example, it applies the power of w00t to it.

M4ximum w00tage 70 411!!

by Fred March 20, 2003

Caz

A funny nosed manipulative bitch who wears too much make up and loves hobbits and old men

One day i was walking down the street and got scared by a caz

by Fred November 22, 2004

pleb

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb

"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"

by fred December 03, 2003