fozter's definitions

cumplug

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

by fozter November 10, 2009

Youthanasia

Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.

Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."

by Fozter June 24, 2009

Cockpuppet

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.

"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"

by Fozter June 2, 2009

[warm karl]

To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.

Susan wanted to heat things up, so I gave her a warm karl.

by Fozter April 3, 2009

wonderwordkin

A person possessing creative genius or morbid madness that spends hours thinking up words for Urban Dictionary. Often considered a smart ass.

Jim: "Where's Al, today?"

Joe: "He's been at his computer all morning 'thinking' up fucked-up words for UD."

Jim: "If he defines my name again I'm gutting him for being wonderwordkin."

by Fozter June 24, 2009

Hinder

Sweat that forms around the top of one's ass crack. This sweat is uncomfortable and unsightly. Named after the crappy band, Hinder.

Last night while listening to some awful band, my ass crack formed an ocean of hinder.

by Fozter December 29, 2008

[panus]

A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.

She rubbed my panus. Gently.

by Fozter April 2, 2009