foug's definitions

brockville

a desolate community located near the end of the journey, used to promote the big harv hot food to attract unsuspecting travellers. Citizens are identified by numbers because at last count, 75% of the population is called brock

Noid - we are running out of gas we need ti fill up at next exit
snow - whats that sign?
Tycho - floping Brockville
C - Drive on!

by foug January 13, 2005

glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

by foug December 15, 2003

Joesph, the

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.

Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.

by foug January 17, 2005

sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug June 10, 2006

big day

A day so big that it encompasses the activites and labour of an entire week. It is generally begun early in the morning followed by bad weather and lack of equipment and supplies.

Coady: We ran out of garbage bags.

Ed: And so the big day comes to an end

by foug June 13, 2003

clam chowder

known too many as the band clam chowder, known to the very few as my brothers band. often used in social situations in the garage in awkward situations when bitches are around.

Tycho - who is on the radio
C- i think they said clam chowder
A - thats my brothers band
*smoke bomb*
stranger - I'm flying star guys guys guys

by foug January 13, 2005

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

by foug January 11, 2005