Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

by foug January 12, 2005

PTF

When the secret of PTF is discovered.

CDawg: um foug...
Fug: WTF!!!!
2 Hours Later..
Fug: Woo I just got half a slice of pizza for $20
Rayjammer: The legend continues..

by Foug September 02, 2003

Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.

Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines

by Foug March 12, 2005

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

Demotion

When you go from one life style to a lesser one. When you lose something you had, or just ptfed.

Noid: Where do I sleep?
Sis: On the floor matress in the cats room

by foug June 18, 2003

Basha

The great pizza Creator. Pizza so close you could almost get it delivered!

Must eat, Can we please get delivery?

8 cans of root beer!

by foug March 25, 2003

ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

by foug March 26, 2003