1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.
2. a poseur
2. a poseur
Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!
by Fotofly December 04, 2010
1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.
Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?
by Fotofly December 04, 2010
Sarah was really drunk by the time she decided to take body shots off of Willy the biker. As she sucked the cheap tequila from his navel, she got a rude awakening when a soggy mass of "lint liquor" lodged in the back of her throat.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).
2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.
2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.
Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.
by Fotofly December 02, 2010
when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.
Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.
by Fotofly December 04, 2010