Elviscosity

1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quantities of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.

Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

wiki trickle

1. the leak of confidential information out of the U.S. federal government's data bases, that is subsequently leaked to the general public on wikipedia, making the government look foolish.

The clowns in the federal government still haven't stopped the wiki trickle. Too bad the information isn't interesting.

by Fotofly December 01, 2010

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 05, 2010

Wildapriest

1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.

The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Shurpa

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

Repunzealot

1. a football player who thinks he is expressing his individuality by letting his long nasty hair hang out of his football helmet.

(see also)
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.

When you play college football, there is a one in ten chance that you will become a Repunzealot and have long hair hanging out of your helmet.

by Fotofly December 04, 2010

Cannabisque

1. tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter.

I ate that lobster cannabisque and got totally baked!

by Fotofly December 03, 2010