fotofly's definitions

Tourbon

1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.

After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!

by Fotofly December 9, 2010

Cannabisque

1. tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter.

I ate that lobster cannabisque and got totally baked!

by Fotofly December 3, 2010

Mongolian Motorcoach

Tour bus full of Chinese people that speak no English.

Another Mongolian Motorcoach crashed and burned in the Grand Canyon today.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Elviscosity

1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quantities of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.

Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

jersey sore

1. Herpes

2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.

When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

slaviation

Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.

Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010