Definitions by fotofly

intercoma 

1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.

Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.

For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.

intercoma by Fotofly November 27, 2010

lint liquor 

1. a shot of liquor taken from the belly button of an unkempt person.

Sarah was really drunk by the time she decided to take body shots off of Willy the biker. As she sucked the cheap tequila from his navel, she got a rude awakening when a soggy mass of "lint liquor" lodged in the back of her throat.

lint liquor by Fotofly November 27, 2010

lush hour

1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.

After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".

lush hour by Fotofly November 27, 2010

pharmeffects 

when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.

Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.

pharmeffects by Fotofly November 26, 2010

scanhandle

to systematically feel up a passenger in an airport, while pretending not to be a pervert.

Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.

scanhandle by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Republistruction 

The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.

Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.

Republistruction by Fotofly November 26, 2010

sprechensidouche

A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice.

At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey.

sprechensidouche by Fotofly November 26, 2010