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Sacred Chao

a holy symbol of Discordianism, consisting of a yinyang-like divided circle containing, on one side, the Golden Apple of Discord, and on the other side the Pentagon representing the Law of Fives.
Stinky Pete was completely surrounded by the zombified yuppies, but he managed to fend them off when he displayed the Sacred Chao.
by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009
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leet

1. adj. the pathetic self-aggandizing term used by a sorry bunch of keystrokers to describe themselves. From 'elite'.

2. n. a lame-ass inefficient way for fucktards to semi- communicate, using a keyboard.
Fuck leet.

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by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Squidgy

James Gilbey's pet name for Diana, Princess of Wales.
In a surrepticiously recorded phone conversation between the pair on New Year's Eve of 1989, Gilbey called Di "Darling" 53 times and "Squidgy" 14.
by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007
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thaumaturge

The greatest thaumaturge of Elizabethan England was Dr. John Dee.
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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threeway cock socket

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus
The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.
by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010
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YHVH

Tetragrammaton -- The formula by which a vicious demonic desert blood-god of the ancient semites identified itself to Moses. It must truly have been terrifying to be a people 'Chosen' for special attention by such a monstrous entity, as the woeful narrative of the Old Testament makes clear.
The ancient provenance of YHVH is either a storm-god or a god of destruction and fire, with a taste for blood and sacrifice.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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poetry

1. An archaic form of literature, now dying off. Doggerel.

As practiced in modern times, poetry is a discredited means of (supposedly) communicating aesthetic thoughts or feelings in verbal form. Thousands, perhaps millions of person-hours, disc/server space, and trees are wasted to develop and store this tripe.

"Award winning" poetry is usually the worst kind, representing the vilest outcome of combining incestuous art-cronyism with self-indulgent self-promotion.

2. A complete waste of time.
1. Bob is nearly finished with his english degree, but he still needs a credit in poetry of the twentieth century.

2.
Small trees that shine
out of watery depths
With broken limbs, like
Becky are
Not why I write.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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