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Moses

a prince of ancient Egypt (c. -1500) who wound up on the wrong side of Palace politics and joined up with a group of semites being driven from Egypt by the return of pharaonic government.

"Moses" means 'son' in Egyptian, as in Pharaoh Thutmoses ("son of Thoth") and Pharaoh Ramoses ("son of Ra").
Exodus 4:
21 And the LORD said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go.
22 And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD, Israel is my son, even my firstborn:
23 And I say unto thee, Let my son go, that he may serve me: and if thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn.
24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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mulroney

Canadian word for a liar, cheat, or thief.
Bob: Alright, who took my underwear and sold them on the internet?

Doug: I dunno, mulroney?
by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010
mugGet the mulroneymug.

fuckaroo!

Did you see that video on YouTube? Fuckaroo! It was amazing.
by Figleaf23 July 13, 2007
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gravy train

a very lucrative or rewarding situation or arrangement, likely to
continue for some time.
When the Congressman got elected to the Senate, he knew he was on the gravy train
by Figleaf23 January 9, 2009
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Liar

Liar

1. someone who represents one set of facts, while knowing that a
different set of facts prevails;

2. (popular) someone who having led others to believe one thing, does
a different thing; a promise-breaker;

3. (colloquial) someone whose general conduct, level of reliability,
relationship with truth, and past preformance leave him or her with
little to no credibility in peoples' opinion;
In modern Canadian history, the biggest liars are former Prime
Ministers Stephen Harper and Brian Mulroney, along with a pissant
Minister of Defence Peter MacKay.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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pussy-grab

a period of activity defined by the single-minded pursuit of getting as much pussy as possible, no matter what the social or personal consequences
Person A: How did you like visiting St. John's?
Person B: It was great, I was like total pussy-grab.
by figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Rite of Shiva

the totally non-violent erotic art of tonguing a girl's clit while you have your thumb in one of her holes and your middle finger in the other.
Chicks absolutely love getting the Rite of Shiva.
by Figleaf23 August 18, 2007
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