figleaf23's definitions

Republiqueer

a rightwing homosexual

Believe it or not, there are apparently some Republiqueers who oppose gay rights.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

erotic art

erotic art refers specifically to sexual techniques one does to add pleasure for one's partner(s), in contrast to sexual acts that give pleasure only for oneself

Professor Sex says: the shakey shakey is one of the erotic arts, whereas the angry dragon is not.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

bombed

a special state of inebriation in which privileged members of society can go unbothered by the authorities

Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?

Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!

Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

flanjitsu

a sexual technique involving flexion of the vagina to increase stimulation of the penis during intercourse.

An erotic art.

Pete loved it when Marsha used her flanjitsu on him.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

rightistas

fanatical, unthinking devotees of right-wing ideology

The rightistas always demand more tax cuts, even when the government is broke.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

xorz

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".

"|_| 5uxorz n00b" means:

You suck I'm a dumbass noob.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009