figleaf23's definitions

trifecta

1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.

2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.

Bush said "I hit the trifecta."

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Borge Geush

the stinky black paste that develops between the toes of unwashed barefoot manure workers; toe jam

Go wash your feet! Don't leave your nasty borge geush on my nice clean floor!

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

black bloc

rightwing pissants, police cadet wannabes and neo-nazi skinheads who pose as anarchists and smash up stuff at protests in order to justify security crackdowns, roughly the same political agenda as the blackshirts and brownshirts of the 1930s.

If the black bloc weren't pissants, they'd do their thing on their own, rather than during peaceful demonstrations.

At summit conferences in Genoa, Pittsburgh, and Toronto, the 'black bloc' was abetted by police.

by Figleaf23 July 7, 2010

ugly on an ape

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.

Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."

by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007

broverdone

current status of the use of 'bro' and its variants in neologisms

Bro this, bro that, bro the other -- the whole bro thing is broverdone.

by Figleaf23 July 18, 2013

spartan

descriptive word for anything related to macho male homoeroticism.

Did you ever notice how 'spartan' pro wrestling is?

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

snakt

the sound caused when Marvel Comics' superhero Wolverine retracts his metal claws.

Compare: snikt

If you're in a confrontation with Wolverine, you're in trouble if you hear 'snikt', but you're probably okay if you hear 'snakt'.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009