by Figleaf23 July 13, 2007

Teacher-in-the-future: "Who can tell me why 9/11/2001 is an important date from the 21st century?"
Student-in-the-future: "A planned catastrophe shocked the populace of the United States enabling them to be manipulated into accepting neo-fascist corporatism as the new organizing principle of their state."
Teacher-in-the-future: "Correct."
Student-in-the-future: "A planned catastrophe shocked the populace of the United States enabling them to be manipulated into accepting neo-fascist corporatism as the new organizing principle of their state."
Teacher-in-the-future: "Correct."
by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.
I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.
by Figleaf23 September 09, 2007

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

a variety of stupidity in which the sufferors express satisfaction and pride about being ignorant. A prignorant person might even sometimes appear to think that being a dumbass is an advantage for them.
Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
There's a lot of prignorance in the Republican party.
by Figleaf23 August 04, 2007

by Figleaf23 August 04, 2007
