Trooper

a "legendary Canadian rock band", whose body of work includes such classics as:

-The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
-General Hand Grenade
-Santa Maria
-We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time); and
-Raise A Little Hell

Q: Didn't Trooper have a song that said something about a 'three dressed up as a nine'?

A: Yes, the did.
by Figleaf23 August 16, 2007
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Borge Geush

the stinky black paste that develops between the toes of unwashed barefoot manure workers; toe jam
Go wash your feet! Don't leave your nasty borge geush on my nice clean floor!
by Figleaf23 September 04, 2007
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intellimancy

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.
by Figleaf23 May 13, 2011
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koan

a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly associated with the teaching of Zen buddhism. A koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.
One of the most famous koans is "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
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caber toss

a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.
With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.
by Figleaf23 September 28, 2007
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tory bastard

1. a tory,

2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
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xorz

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
"|_| 5uxorz n00b" means:

You suck I'm a dumbass noob.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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