Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.

Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."

by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007

murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.

Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.

by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007

Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 04, 2007