figleaf23's definitions

flip and drag

a method of dealing with an itchy scrotum wherein the scrotum is flipped to expose the itchy location and then the back of the fingernails are dragged across the area, thereby relieving the itch.

Compare: pinch and roll

Dude #1: "Dude, this itch on the underside of my bag is driving me crazy."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."

by Figleaf23 October 2, 2007

To Mega Therion

"The Great Beast", in Greek

Aleister Crowley styled himself as 'To Mega Therion', meaning 'The Great Beast'.

by Figleaf23 October 3, 2007

BAMF!

the sound effect made by the superhero Nightcrawler (from Marvel Comics' X-Men) when he teleports

*BAMF!*
Hey, look, Nightcrawler just popped in.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

snakt

the sound caused when Marvel Comics' superhero Wolverine retracts his metal claws.

Compare: snikt

If you're in a confrontation with Wolverine, you're in trouble if you hear 'snikt', but you're probably okay if you hear 'snakt'.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

Temple of Venus

vagina, quiff, quim, pussy, yoni

Compare: Temple of Sodom

Sexual intercourse occurs when a Lingam is inserted in the Temple of Venus.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

Temple of Sodom

anus, anal sphincter, asshole

Compare: Temple of Venus

Bruce likes to worship at Stanley's Temple of Sodom.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.

Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."

by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008