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Definitions by figleaf23

the guy in a boxer's corner who treats his cuts between rounds
Fighters say Chuck is the best cutman in the business.
cutman by Figleaf23 December 31, 2007
acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.
GURPS allows players to simulate action in virtually any historical or imaginary setting.
GURPS by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007
The type of plane flown by the X-Men superhero team in Marvel Comics.
Professor X: "I obtained our SR-71 Blackbird when our transportation needs began to exceed our existing capabilities."
Wolverine: "Obtained it how?"
SR-71 by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007

To Mega Therion 

Aleister Crowley styled himself as 'To Mega Therion', meaning 'The Great Beast'.
To Mega Therion by Figleaf23 October 3, 2007

flip and drag 

a method of dealing with an itchy scrotum wherein the scrotum is flipped to expose the itchy location and then the back of the fingernails are dragged across the area, thereby relieving the itch.

Compare: pinch and roll
Dude #1: "Dude, this itch on the underside of my bag is driving me crazy."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."
flip and drag by Figleaf23 October 2, 2007

ugly on an ape 

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.
Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."
ugly on an ape by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007

Liquor? I don't even know her!

A tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word 'liquor'.
Drinkin' Man 1: "Hey, let's go get some liquor!"
Drinkin' Man 2: "Liquor? I don't even know her!"