Definitions by figleaf23
SR-71
Professor X: "I obtained our SR-71 Blackbird when our transportation needs began to exceed our existing capabilities."
Wolverine: "Obtained it how?"
Wolverine: "Obtained it how?"
To Mega Therion
To Mega Therion by Figleaf23 October 3, 2007
flip and drag
a method of dealing with an itchy scrotum wherein the scrotum is flipped to expose the itchy location and then the back of the fingernails are dragged across the area, thereby relieving the itch.
Compare: pinch and roll
Compare: pinch and roll
Dude #1: "Dude, this itch on the underside of my bag is driving me crazy."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."
flip and drag by Figleaf23 October 2, 2007
ugly on an ape
describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.
Compare: drool on a baby.
Compare: drool on a baby.
Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."
ugly on an ape by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007
Liquor? I don't even know her!
Liquor? I don't even know her! by Figleaf23 September 18, 2007