122 definitions by figleaf23
by figleaf23 September 7, 2007
1 (a). electrical conductivity directed into the earth
1 (b). to be emotionally stable
2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment
1 (b). to be emotionally stable
2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment
1(a) The computer wasn't properly grounded, so the power surge fried it.
1(b) I like having lunch with my aunt -- she's so sensible and grounded.
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2(a) After he did a victory roll just 200 feet over the runway, the Red Baron was grounded for a month.
2(b) When she woke up her whole family by coming in puking-drunk at 4am, Lindsay was grounded for a month.
by figleaf23 August 9, 2007
Liar
1. someone who represents one set of facts, while knowing that a
different set of facts prevails;
2. (popular) someone who having led others to believe one thing, does
a different thing; a promise-breaker;
3. (colloquial) someone whose general conduct, level of reliability,
relationship with truth, and past preformance leave him or her with
little to no credibility in peoples' opinion;
1. someone who represents one set of facts, while knowing that a
different set of facts prevails;
2. (popular) someone who having led others to believe one thing, does
a different thing; a promise-breaker;
3. (colloquial) someone whose general conduct, level of reliability,
relationship with truth, and past preformance leave him or her with
little to no credibility in peoples' opinion;
In modern Canadian history, the biggest liars are former Prime
Ministers Stephen Harper and Brian Mulroney, along with a pissant
Minister of Defence Peter MacKay.
Ministers Stephen Harper and Brian Mulroney, along with a pissant
Minister of Defence Peter MacKay.
by figleaf23 January 14, 2009
a bizarre form of entertainment product where 'roid monsters and bull queers pose, posture and shout emptyheaded inanities, and once in a while pretend to deliver savage acrobatic beatings to eachother. The beatings are in fact a series of highly stylized stage-fighting stunts.
by figleaf23 August 12, 2007
William Rehnquist, boss-judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist (Rehnquist, William), Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all blame.
by figleaf23 September 4, 2007
by figleaf23 September 19, 2007
a method of dealing with an itchy scrotum wherein the scrotum is flipped to expose the itchy location and then the back of the fingernails are dragged across the area, thereby relieving the itch.
Compare: pinch and roll
Compare: pinch and roll
Dude #1: "Dude, this itch on the underside of my bag is driving me crazy."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."
Dude #2: "And you think I care?"
Dude #1: "I've gotta do something about it -- I'll try the flip and drag."
Dude #2: "Whatever, dude."
by figleaf23 September 17, 2007