GURPS

acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.
GURPS allows players to simulate action in virtually any historical or imaginary setting.
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poetry

1. An archaic form of literature, now dying off. Doggerel.

As practiced in modern times, poetry is a discredited means of (supposedly) communicating aesthetic thoughts or feelings in verbal form. Thousands, perhaps millions of person-hours, disc/server space, and trees are wasted to develop and store this tripe.

"Award winning" poetry is usually the worst kind, representing the vilest outcome of combining incestuous art-cronyism with self-indulgent self-promotion.

2. A complete waste of time.
1. Bob is nearly finished with his english degree, but he still needs a credit in poetry of the twentieth century.

2.
Small trees that shine
out of watery depths
With broken limbs, like
Becky are
Not why I write.
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testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury
The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.
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Temple of Sodom

Bruce likes to worship at Stanley's Temple of Sodom.
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black bloc

rightwing pissants, police cadet wannabes and neo-nazi skinheads who pose as anarchists and smash up stuff at protests in order to justify security crackdowns, roughly the same political agenda as the blackshirts and brownshirts of the 1930s.

If the black bloc weren't pissants, they'd do their thing on their own, rather than during peaceful demonstrations.
At summit conferences in Genoa, Pittsburgh, and Toronto, the 'black bloc' was abetted by police.
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Sacred Chao

a holy symbol of Discordianism, consisting of a yinyang-like divided circle containing, on one side, the Golden Apple of Discord, and on the other side the Pentagon representing the Law of Fives.

Stinky Pete was completely surrounded by the zombified yuppies, but he managed to fend them off when he displayed the Sacred Chao.
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girl soup

When I got home from work, Diane was taking a bath, so I decided I really wanted some girl soup.
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