mobbed up

You have many ties to the Italian mafia, though you deny it.
Yea, that strip joint is mobbed up!
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ebay whore

Some old dried up bitch in the midwest who sells her crap on ebay.
Did you buy anything from that ebay whore?
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Woody

What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.
Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !
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