CLS

Chin Landing Strip, a strongly-defined soul patch beard, used to guide a penis into a precise landing pattern so that the cock enters the CLS owner's eager mouth.

A CLS is a mustacheless variation of prison pussy.

That weird old man clipped his whiskers into a CLS. His CLS encourages more and more dicks to come in for a landing.

by Yank Doodler June 11, 2020

CLS

Cucumber Lifesaver Syndrome - when a man's penis is too big to fit in a tight vagina.
Similar to if you tried to fit a cucumber through a lifesaver candy.

Extra lube had to be used becuase they had CLS

by HOTRICE June 11, 2007

CLS

Charlies Little Slaves

I just quit CLS!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 03, 2003

CLS

Cory Light Syndrome:: Your penis is so small, you have to have a magnifying glass and tweezers to put it away and/or find it.

I tried having sex with that dude, but he has major CLS.

by libertas228 May 06, 2010

CLS

CLS - Conditional Lowering of Standards
Coined in the UK, the state at which you hook up with someone below the level you normally would due to intense inebriation.

Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THEM?!

Person 2: Don't worry, it was just my CLS kicking in.

by carolebearo March 04, 2015

CLS

Cock licking Schmuck!.. self explanatory.

Alex Trebek: "Welcome back to Jeapordy."
Contestant 3 John: "I'll take Acronyms for 200 please."
Trebek: "CLS."
Contestant 3 John: "What is a Cock Licking Schmuck?"
Trebek: "Correct."
Contestant 2 Carl: "Hey wait, those are my initials!"

by Garth Muncher June 11, 2008

cls

Abbreviation of “Chi Lun Sin”, Cantonese phrase meaning “fucking crazy”.

Chi Sin = Crazy/Mad/Insane; Lun = Penis/when used in the middle of a phrase it translates into “fucking”.

“Nei dou cls geh.” You are fucking crazy.

“Cls kui warn dou ho din.” Fucking mad he/she got really wild.

by Hongkongerrrr March 14, 2019