30 definitions by fav
The uterus. When your cock is long and her vagina is short, the extra length winds up in her uterus.
by fav January 24, 2007
A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.
By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.
by fav December 1, 2006
A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau. Original recipe developed by Fav.
Bartender: Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !
by fav July 11, 2008
Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !
by fav February 15, 2008
Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.
Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !
by fav February 15, 2008
Jesus, I know Mary used the bathroom last! I can't believe the friggin' dude skid she left for me. Insane to think she just logged out!
by fav January 24, 2007
I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.
by fav January 24, 2007