Oysters Rockefeller

Vaginas of girls from wealthy families. Otherwise known as O-Rock.

Fav: Wanna head over to Governor Dummer Academy to play some tennis and scoop some Oysters Rockefeller?
Mace: Grab the rackets, I'll get the car.
Fav: Sweet !

by Fav April 22, 2008

quarter pounder

A fat and meaty vagina. Large and thick labia minora and majora.

Mary wasn't a typical teenage girl, she had quite the quarter pounder between her legs.

by Fav December 01, 2006

foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.

By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.

by Fav December 01, 2006

Beach Taffy

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.

Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !

by Fav February 15, 2008

Curtain Call

Performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a female). Licking the beef curtains or veal drapes.

Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !

by Fav April 11, 2008

clam stabbing

Male to female vagina intercourse.

Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.

by Fav December 01, 2006

autosuck

A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.

Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !

by Fav February 13, 2008