30 definitions by fav

Get My Drink On

Black slang for getting intoxicated.

Weezy: Hey Laquifa, whazzup ?
Laquifa: Ize justa waiting for Jamaal to step in. Soonze he get heah, Ize gonna fix him up a turkey pot pie !
Weezy: Youze got plans afta dat ?
Laquifa: Yeeah, Ize gonna head on up to Lamonts' crib. You wonna come?
Weezy: Whatyu gonna be doin' at Lamont's?
Laquifa: Ize gonna get my drink on ! Innerested ?
Weezy: I'll chek wit Rolando..mabbe he wanna come !
Laquifa: Vright !

by fav February 16, 2008

Pulled a PJ

When an extremely intoxicated male wakes up in unfamiliar surrounding and has to urinate badly but has no knowledge of where the bathroom is. He then proceeds to relieve himself on anything resembling a toilet.

Fav: Dude, I fucking pulled a PJ last nite.
Dolan: Where?
Fav: Baker's hamper.
Dolan: She hacked off?
Fav: No doubt. I got some splainin' to do.

by fav February 13, 2008

Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

by fav April 14, 2008

mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.

I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.

by fav December 2, 2006

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by fav February 13, 2008

Down on the Muffin

Cunnilingus. The act of using your mouth and tongue to stimulate your selfish bitch.

Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !

by fav February 14, 2008

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 19, 2007