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foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.
By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.
by Fav December 1, 2006
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hazmat

The multi-colored waste one finds in the crotch of women's panties.
Rob: Vaginas sure are beautiful !
Dave: No doubt.
Rob: Well, that is until you view the hazmat they produce !
Dave: Fuckin' A right !
by Fav February 13, 2008
mugGet the hazmatmug.

Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.
Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
by Fav February 12, 2008
mugGet the Self Made Puerto Ricanmug.

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.
Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !
by Fav February 13, 2008
mugGet the snakes with titsmug.

clam stabbing

Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.
by Fav December 1, 2006
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autosuck

A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.
Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !
by Fav February 13, 2008
mugGet the autosuckmug.

speed baggin'

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....
Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !
by Fav February 15, 2008
mugGet the speed baggin'mug.

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