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Definitions by fakename06

The number that comes after 68 and before 70, not a sex position you perverted idiots.
Teacher: What is 60+9?
Student: 69
Perverted Idiot: OOOOOOH, BILLY'S TALKING ABOUT SEX!!!
Everybody else: Shut up Timmy Turner
69 by fakename06 November 27, 2018
Formerly known as Musical.ly, this app is even cringier before Musical.ly became Tik Tok. This app consists of white trash hillbilies, more furries, weird old men and more SJW scum.
Scumbag: Hey Billy, you should try TikTok!
Billy: Uh, not thanks. That app is even cringier after the TikTok update.
*Scumbag leaves*
TikTok by fakename06 November 27, 2018

Fruit Roll Up 

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
Fruit Roll Up by fakename06 October 30, 2018

Simpleton 

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.
Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*
Simpleton by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Buttface Syndrome 

1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass...

2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...
Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome
Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way

Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses
Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!
Buttface Syndrome by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Happy Meal 

McDonald's version of a kid's meal which limits the portions and gives you a cheap plastic toy. Seriously, the toys are horrible and boring as hell...
Billy: Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: What do you want, son?
Billy: Can I get the happy meal mommy? Mom: Ok then, you'll realize that it sucks
Billy: Waaaaaaaaaa you were right mommy!
Mom: I F@CKING TOLD YOU THAT THE HAPPY MEAL IS GAY, YOU GULLIBLE SIMPLETON BRAT!!!
Happy Meal by fakename06 October 8, 2018
People who are insanely mainstream and follow everything just like sheep. Those type of people mock others for following "uncool" trends. Sheeple are so braindead these days.
Mainstream cult (See MTV): If you're a trashy whore, you're cool and swag!
Sheeple: WE AGREE, LET'S BE RATCHET AND SLUTTY!
Person with common sense: That is really mainstream. Hopefully these sheeple get there heads out of their asses...
Sheeple by fakename06 October 8, 2018