fakename06's definitions

MTV

A "music" channel that used to be good back in the 80s and 90s with veejays then in the modern day they lose their jobs for no reason. In the 21st century, MTV became worse to today. MTV is also sexist to men.

Guy 1: I used to be a veejay for MTV but I lost my job now I work at Walmart.
Guy 2: That really sucks.
Guy 3: MTV sucks anyways and is sexist.

by fakename06 March 26, 2017

69

The number that comes after 68 and before 70, not a sex position you perverted idiots.

Teacher: What is 60+9?
Student: 69
Perverted Idiot: OOOOOOH, BILLY'S TALKING ABOUT SEX!!!
Everybody else: Shut up Timmy Turner

by fakename06 November 27, 2018

Dolan Duk

A crappy MS Paint drawing that became a meme with other poorly drawn Disney characters and misspelled words. Last but certainly not least its well known phrase is, "Gooby pls".

Person1: Dolan duk looks like crap
Person 2: Ikr

by fakename06 March 18, 2017

Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.

Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*

by fakename06 January 5, 2019

Common Sense

Basic logic that the majority of this planet lacks. (Ex, most booksmart people)

Wow, this is the smartest kid in my class. He can't even sharpen a pencil. He really lacks common sense. How will he even survive in the real world.

by fakename06 January 12, 2019

Booty Man

A funny song by Tim Wilson that's in an album called, "Super Bad Sounds of the 70's."

Guy1: Have you heard the song "Booty Man"?
Guy2: Um, yeah! It's funny and weird at the same time!
Guy1: I know, right?

by fakename06 December 11, 2017

Deez Nuts

An old joke that some people rarely use to tick someone off...

"Hey! Guess what came in the mail today?"
DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTTEEM!
"I'm outta here..."

by fakename06 November 11, 2017