euphemismo's definitions
An unwanted pregnancy in which the victim itches for pregnancy termination. A combination of the words fetus and itch.
Jane was raped by her father and now has severe fetitch. She's going to planned parenthood this afternoon.
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
Links: rape incest abortionRoe v. Wade
by euphemismo March 3, 2016
Get the fetitchmug. A wrong click is when you accidentally right click the mouse, and you wind up opening a big program that takes several seconds to load. Wrong clicking is common when seniors use computers.
Aunt Ethel got pretty frustrated opening her email. She kept wrong clicking on her Map N Go icon and finally had to call her son, Bill Gates, to open the mail.
by euphemismo February 24, 2007
Get the wrong clickingmug. Boy did I pull a Boehner when I called in to Slanthead and said members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Shits. I meant to say, “Members of Congress are a bunch of Chicken Craps.”
by euphemismo December 5, 2010
Get the Boehnermug. somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes
by euphemismo August 19, 2006
Get the missed cutmug. by euphemismo May 26, 2020
Get the masklessnessmug. The epic clownburst of 2009 had to be Tiger Woods' infidelity which looks like it will cost him his marriage and about $100 mil in yearly endorsements.
But there were other clownbursts of note in 2009, like Governor Mark Sanford hiking the Applachian Trail down in South America, and the Balloon Boy parents trying to gain fame by faking their son's disappearance.
But there were other clownbursts of note in 2009, like Governor Mark Sanford hiking the Applachian Trail down in South America, and the Balloon Boy parents trying to gain fame by faking their son's disappearance.
by euphemismo January 4, 2010
Get the clownburstmug. by euphemismo March 1, 2019
Get the trumpopotamusmug.