wheels up

After a wealthy, major sports figure is put out of contention he/she exits on their private plane

Tiger missed the cut at the U.S. Open and he was wheels up Friday afternoon

by euphemismo July 23, 2006

trumpopotamus

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus

The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus

by euphemismo March 02, 2019

In the Book of Mormon

The definition is based on the Broadway Musical, “The Book of Mormon”

Short for: (person pretending to read Book of Mormon) “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ____ or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

Dude 1: “I’m going to go ass-fuck a baby.”

Dude 2: “In the Book of Mormon, dipshit!!”

Long version of Dude 2, pretending to read the Book of Mormon: “And GOD said to Joseph, do not ass-fuck babies or you will go to Mormon Hell.”

by euphemismo June 17, 2011

moral cliff

What prominent government officials fall off of when they get caught cheating.

Senator A: Can you believe the head of the CIA got caught having an extramarital affair?

Senator B: Boy did he ever take a dive off the moral cliff. His career is over.

by euphemismo November 10, 2012

trail fix

the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers

BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"

OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."

by euphemismo July 05, 2011

digitocracy

The devolution of a government from democracy to Trumpism via online social media misinformation. Once in place the leader of the Digitocracy rules primarily by tweet-storms.

With the help of the Russians, Trump defeated Clinton to become the first head of a digitocracy.

by euphemismo December 23, 2018

Cliff Bluff

1. A bluff, as in the game of poker, about an upcoming crisis, such as the “fiscal cliff” that congress will let the country fall off of if it fails to take action on the budget.

2. A bluff on a mountain a portion of which is as vertical as a cliff.

Congressman A: “If you don’t agree to cut medicare spending by $300 Billion a year, we’re not going to raise taxes on the rich by one penny.”

Congresswoman B: “Your just making another cliff bluff. Our side will just let the tax cuts expire on everyone.”

by euphemismo November 27, 2012