euphemismo's definitions
by euphemismo July 22, 2006

Being a person who cannot be cleared to receive a permanent security clearance to receive classified government information.
Trump's son-in-law is unclearable because he has a billion dollars in debts and has tried to enrich himself by dealing with the Russian oligarchs, including an ambassador.
Trump is unclearable because he likes golden showers from Russian whores.
Trump is unclearable because he likes golden showers from Russian whores.
by euphemismo February 26, 2018

The President's ban on Muslims entering the country made U.S. Customs TUBAR, inflicting unncessary pain and suffering on thousands of innocent people trying to enter our country. America is FUBAR because we elected a crazy man as POTUS.
by euphemismo January 29, 2017

Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
by euphemismo December 26, 2011

The UKadians are having a blast with the devalued dollar and the well-deserved jokes aimed at U.S. President, George W. Bush, a/k/a "the monkey."
If you're from the U.S. and visiting the UK, tell the UKadians that you're from Canada so you won't be put to shame in public.
If you're from the U.S. and visiting the UK, tell the UKadians that you're from Canada so you won't be put to shame in public.
by euphemismo August 3, 2007

a person who drives a fifth wheel travel trailer where the hitch is in the middle of the bed of the truck.
Hauling a fiver is a lot cheaper than driving a motor-home because you don't have a gas guzzler in your RV.
by euphemismo September 6, 2008

Avacation: av-ah-key-shuhn The non-job of famous, gifted people who get paid millions for performing their gift, e.g. world class athletes and actors.
If you have an avacation, no need to work.
My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
by euphemismo July 19, 2012
