etilauqa's definitions

bold font method

This is a form of studying where one skims through a text and simply memorizes/learns everything in bold or italicized.

Do you want to meet up cram for tomorrow's Ochem test?

Nah, I'm done studying.

Really? You must be really organized to be able to study ahead of time.

Nah, I used the Bold Font Method...if it's bold I memorized it. >70% of every test is based off bold font in books.

by etilauqa September 7, 2013

USM

Abreviation for United States of Merica. This is the phrase for a stereotypical 'American' that sees themselves better than everyone else. This term is most commonly seen used in a sarcastic tone and southern drawl to appear as egocentric and to make light of a situation in a joking manner.

"This is the USM."

"The what?"

"The United States of Merica. Speak English or go back to China."

"I'm not Chinese I'm Korean."

*Confused look on face* "WTF is that?"

by etilauqa March 9, 2010

fucktangular

A situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

This is fucktangular.

by etilauqa December 5, 2018

bullshit asymmetry principle

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.

Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.

by etilauqa October 10, 2018

Twerkcovery

When you twerk to cover up an accidental fall or trip.

Amanda rolled her ankle but made up for it with a twerkcovery.

by etilauqa November 16, 2022