The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.
by
Etan
September 05, 2003
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
by
Etan
September 05, 2003
Absence of vision.
Watch out for the car, Mrs. Blindy
by
Etan
September 28, 2003
When an object is given to you and paid for by the person giving it to you.
Because you are sexy, this drink is on the house.
by
Etan
September 16, 2003
1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.
i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!
by
etan
February 07, 2006
Impressions on a website per hour.
I have a lot of IPH on my awesome site.
by
Etan
September 28, 2003
Gee those pants are awesome-pants.