etan's definitions

peckerbutt

1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.

i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!

by etan February 8, 2006

Creamsicle

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

by Etan December 10, 2003

Blind

Absence of vision.

Watch out for the car, Mrs. Blindy

by Etan September 28, 2003

iph

Impressions on a website per hour.

I have a lot of IPH on my awesome site.

by Etan September 28, 2003

on the house

When an object is given to you and paid for by the person giving it to you.

Because you are sexy, this drink is on the house.

by Etan September 16, 2003

murphy's law

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

by Etan September 5, 2003

onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

by Etan September 5, 2003