erock's definitions
by EROCK August 27, 2004
Get the reindeer gamesmug. by Erock March 22, 2004
Get the Punanimug. A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004
Get the proxy husbandmug. A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
Get the humping the stat monkeymug. extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag
by Erock March 22, 2004
Get the tattyfatsmug. 
Get the Ginormousmug. brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.
"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave
by erock March 12, 2004
Get the bajajimug.