eric 's definitions

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

dung

Hot vietnamese descent with too much money and toys to play with...

Damn, Dung's rich biatch!!!

by Eric May 18, 2004

awesomeness

1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things

Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...

by Eric May 16, 2004

hungus

A "ball-hog". See kayne.

Simon is such a hungus. We never get the ball.

by Eric May 6, 2004

unibomb

The bombing of a secondary school by a whacko, with bad hair, living in a shed.

Remember boys and girls, you shouldn't unibomb.`

by Eric May 4, 2004

Sugar Buddy

1) Smooching companion at a party, while slow dancing.

2) Sexual partner. A bit more than a friend.

3) Friend with money that likes to splurge on others. (younger version of a sugar daddy)

"How'd you get that new car?" From my sugar buddy.

by Eric April 30, 2004

duck

A combination of the short form of "What the", which is "du", and the short form of "fuck", which is "uck".

Therefore, "du" + "uck" = "duck"

(Evolution of term created by Eric)

Duck! Don't be bitin' on my balls bitch!

by Eric April 30, 2004