eric 's definitions

Shenanigans

The name of a game played 24/7/365 by people who know of its existence. The game is played by first saying "Shenanigans", then, the person who said it is allowed to hit or otherwise hurt anyone within earshot of them at the time that they said it. The main target tends to be the groin on males and the chest on females. People who are within earshot when "Shenanigans" is said must say the word "Mulligan" as soon as they hear it to prevent being a target. If someone is hit either before or while you are saying the word "Shenanigans" or after they have said "Mulligan", you are considered to have cheated and they get a free hit on you. Note that saying "Shenanigans" lasts indefinately until each person within earshot has said "Mulligan"

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!" *smacks Tom in the groin*

or

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!"
Tom: "MULLIGAN!"
*Bob hits Tom in the groin*
Tom: oooh, that's a free hit! *smacks Bob in the groin without penalty.*

by Eric February 8, 2005

SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan

1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!

by Eric February 27, 2004

renig

To back out of a deal or a promise.

I want to renig a contract.

by Eric November 8, 2003

chiefin

smokin lots of weed

yo me and my mans were chiefin like a mutha fucka last nite

by eric August 3, 2003

groos

the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa's extreme power over the weak and the colour of St-Lawrence

bacon bits are groos on salad.

by Eric November 6, 2004

deezam

jive version of damn

"deezam,ya'll are always up in my biznass!"

by eric October 22, 2003

Irvin

1) a noob that always steals all your fishing.

Eric: Goddamnit Irv, you stole all my fishing again. Here's a Tartarian Gate for all your trouble.
Irv: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Eric April 15, 2005