eric's definitions

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1-what one should do with crap emailed to them by crap-for-craps

2-StrongBad's catch phrase

also pronounced 'baleeted' by those with sub-par IQ

oh, realy? I think the cheat is deleted:

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by eric September 19, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

NOFX

doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever

by eric September 20, 2003

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003

luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.

Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow

by Eric July 6, 2005

palden

Any person of excellence in the area of sexual healing

Shoot, I got to be like Palden, shit.

by Eric June 18, 2003

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 8, 2004