New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 02, 2004

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 04, 2003

undercut

a hairstyle in which the sides and back are shaved and long hair is grown at the top of the head

Diago: When i put me hurr in a pony tail y'all can see my short hair
Manne: Ya Diago your undercut is tight

by Eric December 11, 2003

MHBS

meaning madd hott butt sexx

"damn, dont you wanna just have mhbs with that girl cause of her ass"

by eric September 05, 2004

dib

A one syllable word that can and does mean absolutely anything.

Go dib yourself.

I dont dib you.

Suck my dib.

Where for art thou dib?

by Eric August 07, 2004

mouth fucker

someone who fucks in the mouth

quit fucking me in the mouth you mouth fucker

by eric September 01, 2003