eric's definitions

st. paul

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

by Eric December 31, 2004

fart-sniffer

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.

What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.

by Eric July 11, 2004

ruffneck

You know you are dating a ruffneck when you get a indian burn on the inside of your thighs.

john is a ruffneck my thighs are buring like crazy.

by eric February 19, 2004

Wombat

A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch

She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.

by Eric December 7, 2003

MSI

Awesome band only gayed up a bit because it is listened to by Gabriel Yrigoyen

That MSI was fucking awesome, but Gabriel was there....and he shot me.

by Eric January 7, 2005

gut her

to have sex with a girl

I would gut her

by eric April 2, 2003

jet

A drug in Fallout 2. Sold mainly all over in New Reno.

"Hey uh got any Jet?"-Addict in New Reno or The Den.

by Eric January 22, 2005