eric's definitions

paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003

LGFF

looks good from far(away). one of the most decietful qualities known to mankind. its when a chick looks really hot from far away, but then when she gets up close, you realize she isnt.

At first I thought that chick was hot, but when she came closer I realized she was an LGFF

by Eric February 4, 2004

balls over my head

a hand stand

by Eric October 20, 2003

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric June 27, 2006

Wacktarded

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

by eric November 12, 2003

Maverick

A large freakin' wave out in California. I'm talkin about massive Like 3-4 stories tall. But smaller than a tsunami.

Surfers dream of catching that perfect maverick.

by Eric April 10, 2005

reinerate

To reiterate, according to President Bush

"I want to reinerate what I said the other day. Our policy is to..." Bush

by Eric November 7, 2003