eric's definitions

ma fucker

A mother (including mother in lesbian and gay relationship) fucker. Someone who fucks a mother.

You crazy ma fucker. You know what that ma fucker said to me. Mom - Hey little Billy, wanna be a ma fucker?

by Eric June 18, 2006

dtm

Deutschen Tourenwagen Masters

Refers to German made automobiles and market. Commonly used acronym in the street racing scene vs. JDM (Japanese Domestic Market)

That BMW M3 is DTM! Performance is so much more better than that Acura.

by Eric March 2, 2005

Blinka

Rhode Island/Massachusetts slang for a Blinker, a.k.a. turn signal.

That Masshole didn't use his blinka on that turn.

by Eric July 19, 2004

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

rizzdipped

ripped,way fucked up or inebriated.

"man,im fuckin rizzdipped"

by eric October 22, 2003

knifoonorkulove

1)A combination of a knife a spoon a fork spatula and a stove all in one.

2)The ultimate kitchen appliance for only $29.95

Get the kniforkunlove Jimmybo!
Agh I have been kinforkunuloved!

by Eric January 29, 2004

chocolate slurpee

When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.

Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.

by Eric April 6, 2005