eric's definitions

Switty

Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net

Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.

by Eric March 29, 2005

ARGH

What a girl says whilst recieving a one eyed pirate.

Girl: ARGH! What'd u do that for?

by Eric March 8, 2005

Epartar

Epartar is a cricket team located in Danville. Pretty good if you ask me. About 20 people on the team. AKA: Cricket Club of Danville or CCD

I am on the cricket team Epartar

by Eric January 19, 2005

Soup Man

person in a bukakke video that supplies the jism for the girl. A professional ejaculator.

Dan picked up extra money in college by shooting his wad into a bowl as a soup man for a bukakke video.

by eric November 28, 2003

soysauce

An asian person who plays basketball well.

Shit son, soysauce just made another three-pointer.

by Eric May 13, 2005

Opeth

Swedish 4-piece band that can make a 10minute+ song sound like it's only 4 minutes. The very extreme thought of putting Double kick drums, acoustic guitars, and deep growls in the same song was unheard of. Until now. The Drastic changes from death metal to melodic melodies gives me chills just thinking about it. Absolute metal (and all music as far as that goes) geniuses. Period.

Black Rose Immortal
Blackwater Park
Deliverance
When
Demon of the Fall
Bleak
The night and the silent Water
Serenity Painted Death
The face of Malinda
Under the weeping Moon

by Eric December 10, 2003

Stress Sack

A baggie full of fake or really bad weed sold to ignorant kids in the suburbs. When smoked, causes nothing but stress cuz you won't get blazed.

Don't give me that cheap stress sack, give me the real weed.

by Eric April 2, 2004