eric's definitions

Hair

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

by ERIC October 18, 2003

crime

something very bad a country did

Dang Iraq committed a crime. THose shitheads!!!!

by Eric April 19, 2003

paranoia survivor max

a remix of the song "paranoia" which first appear in the first mix of dance dance revolution, a popular dancing video game. this song clocks in at 290 beats per minute (BPM) and made its first appearance in DDR's 8th mix, also known as extreme. the set of steps on the "challenge" difficulty make up the absolute hardest song to ever appear on any of the eight mixes.

by eric September 25, 2003

hoary nether regions

the ungodly hell regions where one's soul is relegated if one does not live a good life,supposedly

" the dreadful ogre-beast inhabited the hoary nether regions"

by eric October 22, 2003

slipknot

Despite what people say about only poser goths listening to them I actually find there music to be pretty good. If they werent main stream they would kick some ass.

My favorite Slipknot songs are "Before I Forget" and "Duality".

by Eric January 23, 2005

Buff

Butt Muff.... a very hairy anus

Thats the biggest buff i have ever seen!

by Eric February 1, 2003

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005