eric's definitions

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

Bluh

slang for ''blood'' usually mocking them

Mario The Crip:yo Juan waddup my nigger
Jamal The Crip: whut up bluh'

by Eric December 11, 2003

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004

Nat Weaver

A penis shaped potato with lots of bumps and smells like rotten cheese

hunny, get that Nat Weaver out of my house.

by Eric December 15, 2003

fagotry

total stupidity usually marked by deceit or double crossing.

After getting fooled for the third time, Stan decided that it wasn't worth dealing with such fagotry.

by Eric May 6, 2003

no-tail

a male, as opposed to a tail which would be a female.

I saw the pony tail and thought it was a tail but it turned out to be a no-tail.

by Eric July 21, 2004

Opeth

Swedish 4-piece band that can make a 10minute+ song sound like it's only 4 minutes. The very extreme thought of putting Double kick drums, acoustic guitars, and deep growls in the same song was unheard of. Until now. The Drastic changes from death metal to melodic melodies gives me chills just thinking about it. Absolute metal (and all music as far as that goes) geniuses. Period.

Black Rose Immortal
Blackwater Park
Deliverance
When
Demon of the Fall
Bleak
The night and the silent Water
Serenity Painted Death
The face of Malinda
Under the weeping Moon

by Eric December 10, 2003