eric's definitions

darth vader

to receive felatio. darth vader's helmet resembles the head of a penis ergo to get darth vader.

that chick gave me some darth vader in the car

by eric May 13, 2005

Unliterate

A person who appears to know how to read and/or write however refuses to do so either knowingly or unknowingly.

Absolutely no relation to the word illiterate and not to be confused with someone who can't understand or use a dictionary.

-"What the hell is Bob's problem, I know he can read."

-"Bob knows how to read, it's just that he's unliterate."

by Eric February 27, 2005

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

I T B Time

In The Bin Time
a phrase used when someone has said or done something seedy and it is time to put them in the bin or pay out on them

Person:" mmm that 80 year olds a milf"
Person 2: "shutup. its ITB TIme for you now"

by eric April 3, 2005

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

rizzdipped

ripped,way fucked up or inebriated.

"man,im fuckin rizzdipped"

by eric October 22, 2003

Super Pop and Gay

When a band which is fairly indie and underground with only a small cult following gains popularity and a larger fanbase. The band's songwriting may or may not go down in quality.

The Postal Service is super pop and gay.

by Eric April 10, 2004