438 definitions by eric

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.

That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!

by eric February 10, 2004

yee haw

A happy noise made by a redneck. Similar to the word w00t, and hoo ra.

Yee haw, my sister is one good lay.

by eric April 9, 2004

Stickin guts

Fucking a fat chick

I finialy got layed last night. Yea but you were stickin guts.

by eric March 28, 2003

Girly girl

A very feminine girl. Very feminine in her movements. Very feminine looking. What you call a girl that is very feminine.

Hi, girly girl. What's up?

by eric October 11, 2004

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 5, 2003

unibomb

The bombing of a secondary school by a whacko, with bad hair, living in a shed.

Remember boys and girls, you shouldn't unibomb.`

by eric May 4, 2004

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by eric October 29, 2003