eric's definitions

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

new

That which is not old.

by Eric November 4, 2003

Slida

Means vagina in Swedish.

Jag stoppade min penis i Linas slida.
I put my penis in Lina's vagina

by Eric November 5, 2003

reinerate

To reiterate, according to President Bush

"I want to reinerate what I said the other day. Our policy is to..." Bush

by Eric November 7, 2003

renig

To back out of a deal or a promise.

I want to renig a contract.

by Eric November 8, 2003