eric's definitions

crook

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

by Eric February 1, 2003

Buff

Butt Muff.... a very hairy anus

Thats the biggest buff i have ever seen!

by Eric February 1, 2003

the

Definite article in English, usable for nouns of any number or in any position in the sentence (subject, direct object, indirect object, etc.). It indicates that the following noun is a certain particular noun (or nouns) rather than just anything of its sort.

The thief stole the bike. The President of the United States sucks.

by Eric February 4, 2003

-job

A suffix indicating a sexual act related to the root (blowjob, handjob, etc.).

by Eric February 4, 2003

IAL

International Auxiliary Language. General term for invented languages designed for use as international "common languages" to be used by people who don't speak the same language (Esperanto being the most famous, and one of the most pathetic, examples).

IAL's are fantastical unrealistic pipe dreams.

by Eric February 4, 2003

froken

past participle of "freak"

She was completely froken.

by Eric February 4, 2003

kmac

the second biggest wordfaphat/word in existence.

you stupid kmac

by eric February 20, 2003