eric's definitions

Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)

The most beautiful girl ever known to man. A dead sexy body with one great booty. Also, the nicest girl you'll ever meet.

Eric Bribeaux would die for Linzy Marie

by Eric February 27, 2005

dirty mex

Pertaining to a person or persons of a mixed portugese and polish heritage. These people tend to drive beat up chevy cavaliers, and date girls with petite frames, yet have extremely large breasts.

Jamie is the dirty mex.

by Eric November 8, 2004

snoodling

Deviant sexual act of ejaculating up the partner's nose. No real evidence to support that anybody actually does this, but the term "Nasal Sex" had to be made up for some reason.

Oy, don't talk to that bird. She's a real snoodler who'll take two loads for half a crown, she will!

by Eric July 11, 2004

for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

by Eric September 1, 2003

cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.

I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

by Eric January 3, 2004

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

skag

A low-life. Used in the film "Mad Max".

How about I rub your nose in some shit skag?

by Eric April 11, 2005