15 definitions by emmyandlola

Gretchen

everyone bullies you for having this name

Mildred: Gretchen? More like bigass forehead.
Isobel: That makes no sense but i'm going to laugh
Agnes: STOP BULLYING MY GIRLY POP
Gretchen: cries near locker slits wrists hangs screams bashes head on wall

by emmyandlola December 22, 2022

Unhappy

Most of the people's faces reading my definitions

Melanie Martinez: Are you happy now? Are you happy, with your unhappy meal? (-py meal?)

by emmyandlola August 4, 2023

MM3

Before PORTALS was released, Cry Babies named the album MM3 (Melanie Martinez 3)

Cry Baby Lena: Are you excited for MM3 to come out?
Cry Baby Adeline: Yes!! So much!!

by emmyandlola April 25, 2023

Nick

gay man who will fuck you every night

nick fucked john and now he cant breathe and is in the hospital

by emmyandlola December 24, 2022

grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world

Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*

by emmyandlola June 10, 2023

Kenny McCormick

sum horny kid from south park

i dont watch south park but i know that kenny mccormick has a 10 inch penis

by emmyandlola March 27, 2023

ahh~ daddy~ right there~

the fuck you sicko

horny ass mothafucka searchin "ahh~ daddy~ right there~" up

by emmyandlola March 27, 2023