emmyandlola's definitions

The Principal

More like the drug dealer...

Janet: Did you hear? The principal sold drugs to little kids and teens..
Chrissa: He should be fired by now...right??
Janet: He isn't fired yet..for some reason.

by emmyandlola June 16, 2023

timothy heller

Oh yeah she's annoying she can go fuck herself

Timothy Heller can lick a poisonous dildo

by emmyandlola June 21, 2023

Cum

Something that comes out of your dick and you drink it

Lola: Um what's cum? is that a drink?
Jack: Yeah, you wanna try?
Lola: Ok!
*whips out huge dick*
Lola: Uh, what are you doing?
Lola: Oh i don't want it now goodbye.

by emmyandlola January 6, 2023

ahh~ daddy~ right there~

the fuck you sicko

horny ass mothafucka searchin "ahh~ daddy~ right there~" up

by emmyandlola March 26, 2023

Gretchen

everyone bullies you for having this name

Mildred: Gretchen? More like bigass forehead.
Isobel: That makes no sense but i'm going to laugh
Agnes: STOP BULLYING MY GIRLY POP
Gretchen: cries near locker slits wrists hangs screams bashes head on wall

by emmyandlola December 21, 2022

Galloping

Some word... to show that you're laughing uncontrollably? No idea.

Saoirse: fuck tht twink and daddy
Maeve: I'M GALLOPING WHAT

by emmyandlola July 6, 2023

Unhappy

Most of the people's faces reading my definitions

Melanie Martinez: Are you happy now? Are you happy, with your unhappy meal? (-py meal?)

by emmyandlola August 3, 2023